Jamie [PMSL] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Salut! Je m'appelle Jamie and I have a natural ocean of raving curls on my head, however it isn't a novelty that you'll find me playing on often.
I work at Fuck Farmfoods in Allenton at the moment, which can actually be described as "Fucking Wank", I've just finished a Sound Engineering course, I'm learning how to drive (again), I sleep on a knackered old bed in Chellaston, and I sing and play guitar in a fucking awesome band called IN THE BACK OF THE REAL (look down). We've got gigs, gigs, gigs fucking gallore! You can visit us at:
www.myspace.com/inthebackofthereal

I'm overly-polite to new people and I'm the kind of guy you can take home to your parents. The people that know me, like me (I think), but also know that I can be quite sarcastic, loud and vulgar. I'm a beast in bed and I'm shit at telling jokes... then again, I wouldn't change being me for the world.

My Interests

I am Interested in lots of things like: Discovering new ways to "Play" the Guitar
Writing songs
People watching in public places
Playing pool
Playing "Word Up"
Japan and anything Japanese
Showing up at places UNINVITED and watching how people deal with it
Stoppit and Tidyup
Dreaming of stuff I can never afford...*sigh*
I also enjoy hanging out with this pretty lady... she puts up with me something rotten. I'm in love...

I'd like to meet:

You!

Music:

Recently I've been listening to:Elliot Smith, Minus The Bear, Jeniferever, My Psych, Glos, Sigur Ros. It's hard though... there's a lot of shit about.

Movies:

I'm loving:
Lost In Translation
24 Hour Party People
Final Fantasy 7: Advent ChildrenEyes Wide Shut
Spirited Away
Scarface
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Perfect Blue
The Breakfast Club
There's lots of films I need to see still...

Television:

Dr Who, Stoppit and Tidyup, 24... Blatantly.

Books:

I don't have the patience for books at the moment... I'm too busy watching 24.

Heroes:

Jack Bauer... Federal agent... bit of a Maverick... hardest man alive... didn't say a word for two years... heart of gold... he gives you his word.

My Blog

How much fun can you have at Farmfoods?

...about a thimble full. Same old problems with the same old faces I'm afraid. The latest bit of bitchery has come from a girl who's hairstyle changes every other day. Seriously, one minute it's this ...
Posted by Jamie [PMSL] on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:51:00 PST

The Laydars of Farmfoods

..> ... Now I'm not one to be discriminating against anybody (unless you ming to high heaven) but the female to male ratio is far too high. I'm not saying I particularly want Farmfoods to become a...
Posted by Jamie [PMSL] on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:00:00 PST

Cunt/fuck/wankfoods

It's Farmfoods time again! I'm working my first Tuesday in ages and it's busy as fuck because it's flea market day (flea IS the word!), so the Allenscum are out and about brushing shoulders with each ...
Posted by Jamie [PMSL] on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:54:00 PST

The Big Spring Clean (Farmfoods and Frivolities)

Oh it's Spring, that time of year when Farmfoods actually gets cleaned. When old packs of defrosted meat are taken out from behind the chest freezers after 12 months of walking past the area and wonde...
Posted by Jamie [PMSL] on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:53:00 PST

It's a funny old life...

It's 05:08... I can't get get to sleep because I'm a poorly boy... Get ready for a load of self-indulgent bollocks. I've just had some sort of pill that I've randomly found in the medcine cabinet I th...
Posted by Jamie [PMSL] on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:44:00 PST

To all those who wished me a Happy Birthday...

Thank you soooo much, I've been overwhelmed by MySpace comments and messages and txt messages and phone calls and visits! I'm going to be a soppy bastard now and say that it's all you guys that have m...
Posted by Jamie [PMSL] on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:48:00 PST

Sex and the cit...Farmfoods!

As a friendly shopfloor assistant, it's just good etiquette to smile and to speak calmly with a hint of good old English manners... and I do. Infact I act this way towards most, if not all the custome...
Posted by Jamie [PMSL] on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:23:00 PST

I've been thinking (dangerous I know!)

...about other part-time jobs I could be doing. I mean Farmfoods is alright... but I'm over it. The vile sights and smells... I've built up an immunity to it all. Plus the place is going to shut down ...
Posted by Jamie [PMSL] on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:48:00 PST

Happy New Year... blah blah

According to my blog I made this time last year I said:I won't eat shit, take shit, or be shitI've lost loads of weight,I'm a lot more assertive,I put a lot more effort into the tings in my life.I've ...
Posted by Jamie [PMSL] on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:03:00 PST

MusicLIVE! and the journey home

... was pretty... interesting to say the least.I had been at the music LIVE! thing in Birmingham today... pretty much full of muso's, school kids and sweaty fat men with ponytails... or they could hav...
Posted by Jamie [PMSL] on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:09:00 PST