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SALeBABY

Growing old is mandatory......Growing up is OPTIONAL!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

Hey What's Goin On? I'm Sal...I'm about 6'3 and a gentle 320 pounds of athletic fat. Naturally i'm a football player and currently at the semi-pro level. I graduated from New Mexico Military Institute with my Associates and am now working on attending some night culinary arts classes! My life consists of work, football, and getting time in with the friends and the love of my life, my everything, and the best girlfriend in the world KIM :). I'm a loveable guy with very few enemies and always in the mood to make someone smile!

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My Interests

Family, Education and Football are my focuses lately, but culinary school is definately something i am highly interested in!

You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

I would love to hang out with some of the greatest comic minds ever each day... people such as Robin Williams, Jim Carey, George Carlin, Will Farrel, Jack Black, Chris Farley, and my personal fav of all time Kevin James!!


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Music:

I listen to just about anything. And when i hear it the lyrics stick and am always singing one song or another.


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Movies:

I LOOOVE Comedy. If it wasn't for comedy and music i don't think i could survive in this world! The occasional drama with a great plot catches my eye, but laughing and telling jokes is what i do!!


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Television:

I love to watch sitcoms! Comedy is a life saver!! Naturally i like the older stuff like Fresh Prince, and King of Queens which is one of the greatests of all time, but to be more modern Everybody Loves Raymond and Family Guy are the ones i can watch all day!! Of course i love to watch Football when it is in season!!


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King of Queens - Doug Pole Dances
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mts_Lw41Yfc

Books:

I'm not much of a reader, so this is better.....WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A GUY!!!!!!1. Movie nudity is almost always female 2. Our bathroom lines are 80% shorter 3. Our butt is never a factor in job interviews 4. All our orgasms are real 5. We dont have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere we go 6. We can go to the bathroom without a support group 7. Our last name stays put 8. The garage is all ours 9. We can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes 10. Our underwear is $10 for a 3pack 11. Chocolate is just another snack 12. Flowers fix everything 13. We get to think about sex 90% of our waking hours 14. We can whip our shirt off on a hot day 15. The world is our urinal 16. Hot wax never comes near our pubic area 17. We know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle 18. We dont have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment 19. We can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining us naked 20. When something is wrong use the handy phrase "Screw it"


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Your Animal Personality
Your Power Animal: Shark

Animal You Were in a Past Life: Polar Bear

You have a strong character - you are an aggressive, ambitious, go-getter.
You were born to lead. The Animal Personality Test