Igor! Shuffle on over here! |
Just got back from the Neurologist. After putting me through a small battery of tests, Dr. Kahlon's initial impression is that I do NOT have MS!! So, that is positive, I think (unless I have somethi...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 13:21:00 GMT |
ain't no thing |
Well, it looks like I've got some fucked-up disease. Not exactly a surprise. I've been suffering from this bastard for about a year. But I had convinced myself it was Cancer. And I was sure they w...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 16:14:00 GMT |
state of the union |
I can't believe how many times this idiot mentioned 9/11. Like that has anything to do with anything. "Remember how much you loved me right after them planes hit? ...'Member? Before everything we...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:58:00 GMT |
Oh, those crazy bulletins! |
I haven't been on here in awhile, but apparently some wacky computer guy hacked into my account and has been sending out bulletins under my name, or, Top Jimmy's name to be more accurate. Well... he...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:30:00 GMT |
greatest roast (cont.) |
Roger, Dave Thomas and I were standing by the hostess' podium, waitng for our table. Dave started telling us about how he appeared on the Bob Hope 85th Birthday Special on television. And I said, "W...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 20:15:00 GMT |
the greatest roast in the world |
It all started with Roger Rittenhouse and I talking on the phone about how much we like roasts and how we should have one. I don't remember which one of us came up with the idea of roasting Bob Hope ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 14:29:00 GMT |
godless heathen |
I have no interest in going back to stand-up. But I am being driven to it by the religious right. I just can't take it anymore. It's either go up on stage, or stand out on the street corner with a ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 03:30:00 GMT |
The Screaming Mimi's |
There are many types of physical pain in this world, each with their own particular style and flavor. Allow me to sort some of them out for you:Ever had a pulled muscle that just seems to hang around...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 09:46:00 GMT |
They all line up to see me |
People ask me if I'm bitter, bitter I never reached the heights of fame and fortune so many of my far less talented contemporaries did. And I have to say, "No." My life on earth has ended. Why woul...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:07:00 GMT |
Dead Alive |
Well, I'm back! Back to life once again and, I gotta say, it feels pretty good. All the dead get to walk the earth once more on Halloween. Unfortunately, we don't get to come back as our original s...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 20:14:00 GMT |
