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Jon

would it be entirely disagreeable...

About Me

I have a third leg named Throckmorton and when i drink too much he takes over. He's hard to control and nobody really likes him. Lets see I often find myself in nothing but womens panties with cocaine pasted around my face. I killed a man once, completey by accident but the court system didnt seem to think so. A lot of people know me as Duke Overstreet, the director/producer of off beat B porn, yeah, midgets, parapelegics, quadrapeligics, animals, donkey punching etc...I enjoy skitching, and anyone who thinks that has anything to do with a skateboard...you got the wrong idea...feel free to ask. I hate pleated pants so if you wear them dont fuckin talk to me. So basically I'm an open book.

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My Interests

Reading, writing, film, golfing, lax, r&r, goin out with my friends, mescaline, and sleeping

I'd like to meet:

Anyone really...but most of all i wanna meet that fuckin' Captain Kangaroo so i can get my fuckin 20 dollars back, that asshole jumped me outside of Ms. Mae's. I'd like to see him host a childrens tv show with two balck eyes and my foot up his ass. That goes for you too Mr. Wizard!

Music:

Sublime, Pepper, Slightly Stoopid, Expendables, LBDA, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Ben Kweller, Beck, Rage against the machine, Elliot Smith, Nick Drake, the Thrills, G. Love, The Shins, The Spoons, Lynrd Skynrd, Kings of Leon, Drive by Truckers, Mofro, I like pretty much anything.

Movies:

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Bullit, Cool Hand Luke, Papillon, Garden State, Pulp Fiction, Resevior Dogs, Mallrats, Usual Suspects, anything with bruce lee, Cheese ball movies like anything with ben stiller or will ferrel or vince vaughn, Forest Gump. I'll really sit through just about anything, Steve McQueen, Paul Newman, and Clint Eastwood...I'll watch just about anything with them.

Books:

Too Many to to even start thinking about but here it goes...anything by: Volatire, Mark Twain, Plato, John Biguienet, Kurt Muthafuckin Vonnegut, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Brett Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, Will Christopher Baer, John Irving, Kerouac, T.C. Boyle, soo many more...

Heroes:

Aquaman, just because i respect him not only as a superhero but a strong person who lives with the fact he's the most worthless superhero around, he carries that cross with him every day.

My Blog

What To Expect From College, According To National Lampoon Movies

The president of the student government will have actual power.Famous bands will often show up and play at random house parties.The dean is evil, as is his wormy assistant.There..s a black guy. One bl...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:45:00 PST

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What the fuck is a blog?
Posted by Jon on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 04:56:00 PST