An open letter to Chris Brown and Rihanna |
Chris,Hey! It's Jessi. You don't know me, but I know you already hate me- I'm an independent woman that never lets my man hit me! LOL, JK. I'm sure it will all come to light that Rihanna deserved it. ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 19:39:00 GMT |
Guess what- I’m a lady. |
Hey Everyone.I am by no means a girlie girl. I despise being called a "comedienne". I don't own any books on feelings or a single Sex and the City DVD. I prefer hanging out with guys and playing video...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:01:00 GMT |
An Open Letter To The United States Postal Service |
Dear USPS,It must be nice. It must be fucking nice to run a business with no guarantees. I'm pretty sure I hate you, that I've always hated you deep down inside, and now I've just come to realize it.S...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:56:00 GMT |
Dear Fuddruckers (in Maple Grove, on Weaver Lake) Im breaking up with you. |
Dear Fuddruckers (in Maple Grove, on Weaver Lake),Hey! It's me. I know I don't need to introduce myself, we've been together for so long. I've loved our time with eachother. Liquid cholesterol to dip ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:44:00 GMT |
"Im near death and reflecting on my life" or "Science is real!" |
I'm very sick. I don't know if you've heard, I'm near death. I have a stuffy nose and a slight cough. It's really bad. I was only able to play an hour of Bioshock today. This could be the end for me.O...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:56:00 GMT |
Things I do in hotel rooms that you don’t want to know about. |
I’m in another hotel room. My 6th in 6 days. It’s also my 6th city in 6 days. I’m not complaining, I’m just lonely. I haven’t spoken more than 2 words to anyone face-to-f...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:12:00 GMT |
I am the best wife ever |
I don't care about Valentine's Day. I told my husband we should order pizza and play Bioshock. Seriously, how was I not not married off faster?P.S.CSI hard evidence is the worst video game i've ever p...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:26:00 GMT |
Are you happy now Jeff? |
Dear My Husband,You got mad at me when I posted a blog about how much I hated our new mac. Well, it's been over a year and you still keep telling me to post a bulletin about how much I now love our de...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:06:00 GMT |
Sorry to that diabetic drunk last night. |
I just want to apologize to the family of that drunk guy that passed out in the Triple Rock last night. I mean, I just turned around and here was some guy laying on his back with his eyes open. And ap...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 09:54:00 GMT |
An open letter to Dane Cook |
Dane,
Hey! My name is Jessi Campbell. I am also a comic- a way lesser known comic, with no TV credits. We've never met. But I have something I have to tell you. Please don't take this the wrong way.
I...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:11:00 GMT |
