Things You Never Say to A Cop...LOL |
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you m...
Posted by Blessed on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:28:00 PST |
3 Bullets |
There once was a man who had nothing for his family to eat.He had an old rifle and three bullets. So, he decided that he would go out hunting and kill some wild game for dinner.As he went down the r...
Posted by Blessed on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:16:00 PST |
The Four Blessed Looks |
Look back and thank God.Look forward and trust God.Look around and serve God.Look within and find God!" "I asked God, 'How do I get the best out of life?' God said, 'Faceyour past without regrets. Han...
Posted by Blessed on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:14:00 PST |
THE TONGUE CAN BE YOUR WORST ENEMY |
Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have power to create conditions in your life. What you speak about, you can bring about. &nb...
Posted by Blessed on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 06:52:00 PST |
Twas the Month Before Christmas |
Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land,Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand.Why the Politically Correct Police had taken away, &nb...
Posted by Blessed on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:09:00 PST |
What A Difference 30 Years Makes... |
1977 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1977 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, ...
Posted by Blessed on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:54:00 PST |
We’ll Miss You Sean Taylor-written by my brother, Marc B. Johnson |
We'll Miss You Sean Taylor...R.I.P. Sean Taylor1983-2007 Like many of us in the DC Area, and across the nation, w...
Posted by Blessed on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:42:00 PST |
A Good Reason To Not Give Up Wine |
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, g...
Posted by Blessed on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:42:00 PST |
Thankful |
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only see...
Posted by Blessed on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:54:00 PST |
One More Attempt - Thanks Jah |
If you are always willing to make one more attempt, you can reach whatever goal you choose. No matter what results you get, the only real failure is when you stop making the effort. When you a...
Posted by Blessed on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:50:00 PST |
