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Myspace Ninja

Tom is not your friend

About Me


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I am a graduate of the Handsome Boy School of Modeling, a self proclaimed Prophet, and electro beat junkie. I'm living in St. George UT, working as little as possible (yet my work keeps promoting me). Just another white kid dreaming about growing up to be a rap star...wait...that's not my dream. Never mind. My dreams usually involve gambling and booze and hookers. On second thought, screw the gambling.

My Interests

Music, bars, cats, shiny metal things, vinyl, working on cars, watching porn on iPod, going on trips

I'd like to meet:

Nobody in particular

Music:

Top 10 albums i'm listening to on my iPod (in no tangible order, and subject to change whenever i feel like it)
1. Nirvana - Unplugged in New York
2. Matisyahu - Live at Stubbs
3. Rise Against - Siren Song of the Counter Culture
3. System of a Down - Mesmerize
4. Coheed and Cambria - Dear Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV, Volume 1
5. Talking Heads - The Name of This Band Is Talking Heads
6. Thrice - The Artist in the Ambulance
7. Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine
8. Oingo Boingo - Boi-Ngo
9. Global Underground 021 - Deep Dish - Moscow
10. Swordfish Soundtrack

Movies:

Snatch, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Clerks 2, Scarface, Godfather, Slackers, Swordfish, the list goes on for a while

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Futurama, Food Network, History Channel, The Boondocks, Robot Chicken

Books:

Right now I am working my way through the Sword of Truth series.

Heroes:

Peter Griffin, Flea, Your Mom, Captian Underpants, Secret Squrirrel, Super K Man, Russia (word up to the vodka), creator of wireless internet...damn im a nerd.

My Blog

lethargy

Last weekend I braved the I-15 in the Scooby to engage in some drunken fun with my friends of the north.  Scott and his pirate gang were kind enough to let my ninja-ness roll with them.  Aft...
Posted by Myspace Ninja on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:26:00 PST

scarification

The hum of the needle filling my ears with white noise.  I anticipate the sting as the artist applies first ink.  Strangely familiar sensations of pain and mild pleasure make the hairs on my...
Posted by Myspace Ninja on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:20:00 PST

Azithromycin

Like a burglar attempting to break open a combination lock I attempt to open the bottle.  The child safety protection making my weak hands fumble as the cap clicks and turns.  Finally it is ...
Posted by Myspace Ninja on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:23:00 PST

Green evil

it's currently 3:02 in the morning.  by some stretch of bad judgment i decided it would be a good idea to drink absynthe earlier tonight.  fueled by zantrex 3 and compounded by the fact i ha...
Posted by Myspace Ninja on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:11:00 PST

so put a smile on cos it's your birthday bitch

I might as well keep it short and simple.  Today's me birthday.  Started off with the pre-birthday drinking ceremony at my house last night...ended up passing out on my couch after everyone ...
Posted by Myspace Ninja on Sat, 19 May 2007 02:15:00 PST

Shameless self birthday promotion

Well i turned an uneventful 23 wheeee.that is all(for the record i like birthday phonecalls)
Posted by Myspace Ninja on Fri, 19 May 2006 03:42:00 PST

OMGLASERGUNSPEWPEWPEW!!!!

http://www.omglasergunspewpewpew.com/ FTW
Posted by Myspace Ninja on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:20:00 PST

Son of a bitch

Well it is friday night...and i've been driving around st. george while drinking (probably not the best of ideas).  I went with my friend nate to the one and only bar and to the bar at the sunset...
Posted by Myspace Ninja on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:48:00 PST

blarrrhg

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When's the last time we partied together? 4. From what era of my life do you know me from? 5. What is one thing you would change about me? 6. Give ...
Posted by Myspace Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Are you looking at my blog?

So i don't really post on the myspace blog. If you wanna know more about what's happening in the world of cameron hit up my website at www.djarcane.com For an even more fun and exciting way to see...
Posted by Myspace Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST