Dane Shavis - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I sell cars, you should buy one from me.I don't care if monday's black
Tuesday wednesday heart attack
Thursday never looking back
It's friday i'm in love

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AIM NAME : Dane A Shavis
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My Interests

Rachael, Selling Cars,Charms Blow Pops, African Safaris, Stealing Bowling Shoes, Eating Beef Jerky, Jack Johnson Alarmclocks, those tiny drink umbrellas, Sex, Photography, Paintball, Lionshead, Multi-Vitamins, Michael J. Fox, Snowboarding, Parkinson's Disease, Deviled Eggs, XBOX Live

I'd like to meet:

Jonathan Brandis, anyone cool, musicians... Cookie Monster, Justin Timberlake

Music:

Neil Diamond
Coheed & Cambria
Jack Johnson
Rusted Root
Tenacious D
John Mayer Trio
Saves The Day
James Blunt
Grant Wilson
Ben Harper
Ben Kweller
Rush
Cat Stevens
Chicago
Three Dog Night
Counting Crows
Dashboard Confessional
Dave Matthews Band
Bob Marley
Incubus
Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
311
Phish
Brand New
Keith Urban
Journey
Chris Cagle
Styxx
David Bowie
The Eagles
Foo Fighters
Queens of The Stoneage
Gorillaz
Highland Star
Johnny Cash
Linkin Park
The Mars Volta
Notorious B.I.G
Paul Anka
Pete Yorn
The Presidents of the United States of America
R. Kelly
Radiohead
Tool
Twisted Sister
System of a Down
All American Rejects
Justin Timberlake
atreyu
Shadows Fall
Rage
Bleeding Through
God Forbid

Movies:

Evil Dead I, Evil Dead II, The Army Of Darkness, Zombie Flicks, Blue Velvet, Battle Royale, Versus, Saving Silverman, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, Road Warrior, Duel, Indiana Jones, Smokey & The Bandit, Two Lane Blacktop.

Television:

Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, ATHF, Lost, COPS, South Park, Captain Planet, Unsolved Mysteries, MacGyver, The Price is Right, The Shield, Rescue Me, Entourage, I Shouldn't Be Alive, Cesar Millan The Dog Whisperer, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

Books:

World War Z, How To Survive A Zombie Attack

Heroes:

Getty Lee, Cookie Monster, Saul Hudson

My Blog

Shane’s Zombie Survival Guide... read it, cause time will tell

First things first, you have to know your enemy. Zombies come in two flavors: fast and slow. Fast are definitely cool, but you'll need more than a baseball bat and a pair of running sneakers to surviv...
Posted by Dane Shavis on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:38:00 PST

Just Wait ’Til I Get These Fucking Rubber Bands Off

Oh, man. You just caught yourself a whole mess of trouble, pal. Believe it. I don't think you realize who you're dealing with here. You might have me in the tank for now, but just wait 'til I get thes...
Posted by Dane Shavis on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 05:03:00 PST

Why Is It That My Girlfriend Insists On Sticking Around While I Transform Into A Werewolf?

There are some things a man should do alone. Watch the game. Go out for a drink with the guys. Grapple with his inner self as the milky blue light of the full moon strikes his skin and triggers the an...
Posted by Dane Shavis on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:45:00 PST

With All Due Respect, I Choose Not To Go Fuck Myself

Sir! Now that you have, I dare say, made your opinion on this matter more than abundantly clear, might I finally be afforded the opportunity to respond? Thank you. You have spoken eloquently, and I do...
Posted by Dane Shavis on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:20:00 PST

When I die I’m gonna haunt the fuck out of all you people.

As long as I can remember, my life has been a constant stream of insults, condescension, and humiliation at the hands of you people, but I promise I'll have my revenge just the same. After I die, I'm ...
Posted by Dane Shavis on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:14:00 PST

Drunk Robot Santa

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Posted by Dane Shavis on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 08:40:00 PST

great survey

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?the Pope2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be...
Posted by Dane Shavis on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:50:00 PST

A survey i really liked

1) What shoe do you put on first?Whichever is closer 2) When you kiss someone, do you lean left or right?Depends on the situation 3) Be honest....how many episodes of full house have you seen?a bunch...
Posted by Dane Shavis on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:33:00 PST

A Day in the E.R.

Today Steph and I took Ab to the E.R. He came home from work complaining about abdominal pain, swearing he had Meningitis. While in the E.R. we were talking in the waiting room about three ways, and g...
Posted by Dane Shavis on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:03:00 PST

Celebrating A Life Lived, R.I.P Otis

Celebrating A Life LivedFebuary 23, 2006 - April 3, 2006 Born on Febuary 23, 2006 in Williamsport, Pa. Died April 3, 2006 at his life long home on 834 Diamond Street. Predeceased by his parents, Shane...
Posted by Dane Shavis on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:37:00 PST