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kimberly davies

some people think you're cute..i just think you're one real nice baked potato

About Me

this part is so funny like a singles bar intro or something, hi, do you know how to do the headjob? (it's my new dance move).my first word was fuck, my first day home i shat in my mum's face and i smoked my first cigarette when i was two .now i'ma dickhead.also, my name means RULER. according to babynames.com anyway haha, it was NOT me looking them up.SOON (if they will only stop deleting what i put up)I'LL HAVE VIDEOS UP ONhttp://www.youtube.com/user/EVILKIMEVIL .. .. .."425" height="350" (my alter ego (the reason i'm never in a relationship))

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

jack nicholson and more lebs

Music:

soundgarden. no just kidding

Movies:

dune warriors, deathrace 2000, scanners, the Italian Stallion

Television:

alan partridge, monkey magic

Books:

fables comics right now

Heroes:

pootie tang, dood love, charles bukowski, bucky fuller

My Blog

ohh boring but i just woke up an invalid

Are you gay? nopDo you have hairy legs? noAre you sick? as aidsDo you smoke, anything? wiz fizDo you like monkeys? ones with their brain exposed th...
Posted by kimberly davies on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:56:00 PST

FUCKING HOFF STYLE

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting. - Charles Bukowski  ...
Posted by kimberly davies on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:17:00 PST

getting all boodist on you

sucked in.
Posted by kimberly davies on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:50:00 PST

public humiliation

i just fell down trying to put my undies on. it is becausei have a sore foot but all the same it's pretty funny.
Posted by kimberly davies on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:24:00 PST

another way to die

i also wouldn't mind going out tricked by a fake detour on a road and driving off the edge of a cliff. that moment realising id been tricked would be just so good.
Posted by kimberly davies on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:56:00 PST

wizards

the other night i dressed up as a real wizard. i will put photos up soon you won't believe how realistic.
Posted by kimberly davies on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:20:00 PST

to remember this shit day that won't end

escapism thankyou to big gay mel Body: 1. Your name plus "y"?kimy 2. Two feelings at the moment?at peace, mann. when i should be freaking out about my two essays due tomorrow. i'm having a nice day. ...
Posted by kimberly davies on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:18:00 PST

it sucks that we haveto have star signs on this thing

i hate astrology . feel free to argue with me about it.
Posted by kimberly davies on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:07:00 PST

i should be doing my assignment anyway

it is on CHRONIC PAIN AND DEPRESSION.  i have made a header for it in gory font -'CONDEMNED TO AGONY'. it's the only thing inspiring me ,my tutor is gonna have to love it or i'm do...
Posted by kimberly davies on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:06:00 PST

putting videos on myspace and youtube

wtf how come some people can put up old tv shows and shit and i can't put up ANYTHING not even videos ive made myself? i keep getting 'terms of use violation' 'innapropriate material' blabla bla..but ...
Posted by kimberly davies on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:40:00 PST