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About Me

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Yeah, I finally got my page updated. What a pain in the ass! Now to work on the "Method of Friction" page.
Okay, before we start this whole "About Me" shit... If bad words, sex, beer, loud music & loud personalities offend you. Leave now! Oh... esp leave on the quickness if you have a thing against US soliders and anybody that ever decided to put on a uniform and put their life on the line for their day job... or night, depending on what ya do. (IE fire fighters, rescue workers, etc)
So with that, what else can I say? To truly know me and know what Im about, you have to know me in person. Im sure there are alot of you people that have this image of me. Chances are... you're all right. I am a crazy beer drinking, Rob Halford singing, Nikki Sixx attituded, burping, farting, flamboyant "Rockstar". Im very open minded and Im very open to people (which tends to give off the wrong idea) Sorry, but I aint flirting with all ya groupies... or am I???

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Monday, Oct 15th, 2007

I Finally Met Nikki Sixx!!! What an incredible guy. Very laid back, very sincere, & down to Earth kinda guy. Really wish I had more time to chat.

Wish I had a chance to meet Cliff Burton and "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott. Other guys Id love to meet are Rob Halford, Sully Erna, Zakk Wylde, etc etc etc

Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Rachael Taylor, Brandy Taylor, Sara Stone, ... I would name some more but I cant think right now... all... the... blood... went... to the... other... he..a...d........ whoooo.a.aa....

Dont be scared...
Click on me...

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What Natural DISASTER are you?

An Epidemic
n. An outbreak of a contagious disease that spreads rapidly and widely. A rapid spread, growth, or development: an unemployment epidemic. You are infectious! You know what you want and you're not afraid to go for it. you live outside society's standards. hell yes!

Music:

New World Map
Oct' 12th 2007

Television:

VH1 Classic "Metal Mania"
WWE
Heroes
Debbie Does Dallas
Deep Throat Hoes From Mars
Midget Nymphos
Ram-Bone
Nightshift Nurses
yeah... I know... Im gross...

Books:

Motley Crue: "The Dirt"
SIXX AM: The Heroin Diaries
Metallica, This Monster Lives
Sully Erna: "The Paths We Choose"

Next book, is Slash's book, Alx Roses's book, and a ton of other books.

Ive also decided to write a book on my life cause Im a very complex person with a much crazier personality. You must know me in person to truly understand my humor and out look on life. The book is called "Sometimes I spooge into a cup and wonder... 'What if?'"

Books should hit the stores everywhere November, 6th at 9am. Be sure to come out to Hooters where Im sch'd at Beer-thirty for a book signing!! Nah, never mind... I drink with my writing hand... (actually I drink with both hands)

My Blog

Very Important!! Please read!!!

Beware of this scam!!I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally...but this one is real, and it's important.If someone comes to your fro...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:35:00 PST

An actual "RANT" I know... its been awhile

Okay its been awhile since I've had a rant here in my blogs. So for some of ya'll... this is a treat. (I know, I know... I've been slacking...) Anyway I saw this blog on anoth...
Posted by Jordan on Wed, 14 May 2008 05:27:00 PST

Crap... Im a lil behind.

Whats up everyone??? So Im a lil behind and was supp' to post this a week ago. Blah... sue me... The bass tracks for the new CD, "The Underground" is done. However I do have to...
Posted by Jordan on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:26:00 PST

Enjoy!!

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Posted by Jordan on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:13:00 PST

Crue Fest

.... ... ... ... ... ... ... hold on a min... ... .. . Im still wiping up the shit from my panties from watching the Motley Crue press the other night. ... ... ... Im almost d...
Posted by Jordan on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:11:00 PST

Groupies VS Girlfriends

;) I stole this off of Ryche's page. Ya know I had to!! Enjoy!!Jordan (aka "Dirty")--- Method of Friction --- Girlfriends Vs. Groupiesfeel free to post in your blogI have seen just ...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:44:00 PST

Nikki Sixx - "Life Is Beautiful" Video

Fuck yeah... "Life Is Beautiful" if you havent seen the video, YOU NEED TO!!! I have it posted on my page... yeeeeah baby! ...
Posted by Jordan on Sat, 26 May 2007 08:14:00 PST

Interesting sex "thingy"

Fuck-O-Meter Username Age Fav. Color PinkRedOrangeYellowGreenBluePurpleBrownBlackWhiteOtherFav. Sex Position Woman on topDoggie-StyleMissionarySpooningStandingOtherHair color BrownBlondeBlackRedO...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Real" story behind Dimebag Darrell

First of all Id like to thank Mz Devil Doll for posting this. I dont watch TV much so I was getting the info from mouth and we all know how that can turn out. So... here is a link to the page wit...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST