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thE JokEr (RiP Izzy - 09 Feb 2008)

I have to admit we really blew the way we let those attorneys go. You know you've botched it when pe

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My Interests

My Bass, Sleep, Beer, Bitches! (in that order)

I'd like to meet:


Myself, and Squirt(The Turtle).

Music:

No I'm selfish only I don't share my taste with other people so unless you know me or are lucky enough to own one of my mixes you suck.

Movies:

The Crow, The Boondock Saints, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Apollo 13, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory(Both and the books) ( Oh and did I mention I've seen all of them BEFORE fuckin Hot Shitpic played em out, well I did so FUCK YOU)PS - Clockwork Orange Blows.

Television:

Dead Like Me, Nip Tuck, Over There, South Park, Simpsons, Buffy, Family Guy.

Books:

The Necronomicon, Dead Names, Dan Brown Books (all 4 of em), Holy Blood Holy Grail, Tom Clancy Op-Center Series(simply to muse myself I think it's shitty writing but it's addictive) Oh and I have been known to burn Bibles :P

Heroes:



Friedrich Nietzsche

My Blog

Good Times, Good Health

One last sip and you'll be gone but your memory lingers on well into the night one last round and i'll be gone wondering when and wher i went wrong   another bottle on the wall another chance to ...
Posted by Santa Is Not Real. on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:23:00 PST

C:/end.exe

To Whom Ever It May Concern, I'm sorry.                             &nbs...
Posted by Santa Is Not Real. on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 02:26:00 PST

I may be a Heretic, but your still a Parasite.

the world around me is destine for self-destruction full of idiots and zealots fighting for resources that will soon be gone with the parasitic nature of the human being we suck this world dry each an...
Posted by Santa Is Not Real. on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:01:00 PST

The Last Laugh

the meaning of life is simple its a joke and death is the punchline get it? you wont until you die so get over yourself and live    ...
Posted by Santa Is Not Real. on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:05:00 PST

Smarter Child Painted Black

GoDsUxKocKfOrRoK: i see a red door and i want it painted blackSmarterChild: I can't believe you see a red door and you want it painted black!GoDsUxKocKfOrRoK: no colors anymore i want them to turn bac...
Posted by Santa Is Not Real. on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 06:12:00 PST

Flaw

FLAW - Best I Am Long.I`ve Been Running away for far too longAfraid of whatAfraid of what I know is soon to comeI may not be much of an example right nowBut I can give you all of my knowledge on howto...
Posted by Santa Is Not Real. on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:54:00 PST

The Church Of Hey Zeus (Tentativley Named)

I'm dead serious. No really I am. I am starting a church. A place for those of us who don't care for other religions. It's all official and all.. this way our voices our heard. The system is weak, and...
Posted by Santa Is Not Real. on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:00:00 PST

warning this is an anti-social rant

hmm i tried being nice i tried giving two shits, and you know what all it did was stress me out... people are fucktards... and i know i may not be perfect but in my own little word i am why because it...
Posted by Santa Is Not Real. on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 04:48:00 PST

argh

FUCK! i dont know anymore i love her i guess thats what matters there was along rant here it got erased by accident (read not really) was about how i dont know if i love her or im just lonely... but i...
Posted by Santa Is Not Real. on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:44:00 PST

eh

Smile Empty Soul - "Silhouettes"silhouettes above the cradle hold me downthey won't let me go the wrong waymy mother taught me all the fables, told me howin the end all the sinners have to pay but...i...
Posted by Santa Is Not Real. on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:38:00 PST