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michael

It is very much debatable where a healthy thirst for knowledge ends and infornography begins.

About Me

If you're going to tell people the truth, it had better be funny, or they will kill you."

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened"

I'm pretty even tempered, and laid back in the way that i usually don't sweat the small stuff, i love music although i cant make any of it.But i can be pretty eclectic, i am just as happy reading a book, or curled up next to someone watching a movie, or spending a nite out in the city drinking and hanging out in a lounge or club. i also have a serious Lego (yes i really do mean the little plastic building blocks..esp star wars ones) addiction that i refuse to get treatment for.im pretty passionate about life and love every day. The following are things i could never live without:aikido,iaido,my snowboard, my paint ball gun,my Apple's (computers not fruit), and my cell phone. my friends frequently fight over who gets me on their team for trivial pursuit, cause im full of not quite useless information. i like to learn, and to read, im a professional geek who is distracted by anything that blinks, beeps, or is shiny. im insatiably curious about almost everything. i also think NYC is the greatest place on earth next to Tokyo.

AIM=mjr1038

My Interests

aikido,iaido,snowboarding,paintball,anime,manga,computers,mu sic,mac OS,zen,good beer,good wine

I'd like to meet:

You, especially (but not only) if any one or more of the following words describe you. martial artist, snowboarder, otaku, geek, nerd, music addict, over 21, gamer, Cuban, high alcohol content beverage enthusiast.

Music:

Some, but in no way all, of my favorite music: Type O Negative, Combichrist, Suicide Commando, Rottersand, Rammstein, Life of Agony, VNV Nation, Skinny Puppy, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, Tool, Hooverphonic, Nujabes, Esthero, Baxter, Jucifer, Minmi, Taucher, Carl Orff, Garbage, Tito Puente, Santana, X, I Mother Earth, and Halfmanwonder. Oh and while not tech. a band, i LOVE going to QXT..'s in Newark

Movies:

Center of the World,Tron,Bladerunner,Ginger Snaps,The Matrix, Seven Samurai, The Last Samurai, Kill Bill, Star Wars (1-6), La Femme Nikita, Leon, The Fifth Element, Dangerous Liasons, Resovior Dogs, Ghost in The Shell, Akira, any James Bond movie, and lots more.

Television:

Serial Experiments: Lain, Noir, Chobits, Witch Hunter Robin, Dirty Pair, Magic Knight Rayearth, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy BeBop,Bubblegum Crisis/Crash, Doctor Who, Blakes 7, Blackadder, Babylon 5, Connections, Deep Space Nine, Smallville, Afro Samurai, Metalacolypse.

Books:

The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, World War Z, Go Rin No Sho, The Prophet, Neuromancer, American Gods, The Sword of No Sword, The Art of Peace, The Art of War, , Harry Potter, A Brief History of Time, Megatokyo, and more stuff than i care to type at the moment... but you get the idea...

Heroes:

Douglas Noel Adams, Ueshiba Morihei, Mitsuzuka Takeshi, Miyamoto Musashi, Yamaoka Tesshu

My Blog

My Birthday Party. (stolen from jospeh)

Hello everyone, It's that time of year again and the refrigerator has asked for a rematch. Come to the dojo, The festivities begin at 8:30p, Michael will be celebrating his birthday with a margarita ...
Posted by michael on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:35:00 PST

My Birthday...

ok folks here are the details for my bday. anyone who wants to go, just call me and ill give you more info.Friday 06-08-07 - QXT'sSaturday 06-09-07 - Azucar Restaurant Jersey City.Saturday 06-16-07 - ...
Posted by michael on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:36:00 PST

Our Lives?... Not so Bad

So its been two weeks and im 100% back to normal, i can eat, drink, talk, and everything else without any trouble or pain.Yesterday was the 6th straight day in a row i was either out or partying. Im d...
Posted by michael on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:33:00 PST

i'm having surgery

hey all, im having surgery 05/11 (tomorrow) to remove my tonsils and adenoids, ill be at Overlook hospital all day and into saturday till about 12, i prolly wont be able to talk much for the first few...
Posted by michael on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:28:00 PST

The Truth about the kind of girl i really like.

Written by - Ernie ClineNerd Porn AuteurI've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno moviesthat are made for guys like me.All the porn I've come acrosswas targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dw...
Posted by michael on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:53:00 PST

W00T!!!!! Type O Negative is finally touring and im going!

ok i have tickets to the following shows...Mar 29 2007 8:00PTrocadero Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaMar 30 2007 7:45PStarland Ballroom Sayreville, New JerseyThe question is, who else is going? and does an...
Posted by michael on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST

all about michael.

Time started: 8:26 PMSex: as much as i canBirthday: 6 - 09 - 1977Siblings: One sister, one year younger, VeronicaEye color: Dark BrownShoe size: 10 (oddly enough both in US AND UK)Height: 5'10"Wha...
Posted by michael on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:13:00 PST

resolved to my fate

Gave Upperfect little dream the kind that hurts the mostforgot how it feels well almostno one to blame always the sameopen my eyes wake up in flamesit took you to make me realizeit took you to make me...
Posted by michael on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:06:00 PST

dead again.

    The Becoming I beat my machine it's a part of me it's inside of me I'm stuck in this dream it's changing me I am becoming the me that you know had some second thoughts he's covered ...
Posted by michael on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:57:00 PST

Somehow i forgot everything i ever learned...

it has recently been brought to my attention and by someone i love and care for dearly that i seem to have forgotten everything ive ever learned on how to deal with life...to that end i think ill repo...
Posted by michael on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:46:00 PST