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yellah lightas

Hyphy Audio

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many have tried and failed at getting me to join this shitpile of a website...but hey, tonight im just bored (and slightly buzzed) enough to make it happen. lets see. im 25 - which ive learned makes me either still a child or old as fuck depending on who i talk to. ive lived in vegas for 95% of my life...you could say ive seen everything this town has to offer two or three times (this week at least) - the good and the bad. i went through the hateration phase every vegas native goes through for a few years, but nowadays this city and i have a sort of "you dont fuck with me, i wont fuck with you" understanding, and its working out rather well. i work in IT, and the government signs my paychecks...sort of. i dig fast cars, yet i drive a slow mustang that strongly upsets my neighbors. its quite possible that my girlfriend and i are related, in addition to inseperable. i try to make records sound good while played simultanously in public. i promote the occasional musically-inspired forward thinking booze orgy. ive been to a psychic, but ive never been to thailand. my favorite breakfast food is bacon. i enjoy champagne to wash down my caviar, my favorite artist is dali, and tuesday is my favorite day of the week. all in all im a person who tries to live for the moment, and enjoy life as it comes. i have many acquaintances but only a handful of people really know me. i love to learn even more than i love to teach. if i had the drive and clarity of vision to put half my ideas into action, id be paying someone to type this shit for me. i have a modest yet diverse collection of pornography. anything else? message me
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UPCOMING / RECENT SHOWS
September 24th - Stasis & Dawning @ Harmony 2 - Industrial Warehouse
October 1st - Stasis & Rize @ Dreamscape - Ft. Cheyenne Events Center
October 8th - Stasis & Rize @ Club Seven, LVB and Harmon
October 26th - Stasis @ TJs Bday Bash - Sahara and LVB
October 28th - Stasis & Impulse & Jayvon / XYZ @ Devils Night 8
November 19th - Stasis @ Blank Canvas Fundraiser - The Art Park
December 9th - Stasis @ Jingle Beats - The Art Park
December 17th - Stasis @ TBA
--A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT I FORGOT TO UPDATE--
March 24th - Stasis @ Empire Ballroom (formerly Utopia) - TBC
April 7th - Stasis @ ForeKornerz - Warehouse show, location TBA
May 4th - Stasis & Shy FX & Photek & Shortee @ ICE - Lvb and Harmon
May 5th - Stasis @ Uplift - The Gathering Pub - Paradise Rd
May 21st - TBA
June 1st - Stasis @ Empire Afterhours DnB Party by Detn8or
A BUNCH MORE SHIT I FORGOT TO UPDATE
July 4th - Stasis @ Pool Party @ J's - Invite only
July 7th - Everyone @ Hyper Audio Kickoff - The Gathering!
August 31st - Stasis & Goldie & MC Armanni & Dawning & Jayrod - Club ICE
A WHOLE BUNCH OF SHIT I FORGOT TO UPDATE
February 9th - Stasis & Rize & Valiant MC w/ Dieselboy @ Icehouse - Reson8
March 5th - Hyperaudio Night @ Icehouse - Reson8

My Interests

teenage mutant ninja turtles, penguins, technology, packet switching, polar bears, cryptography, cnn, broken beats, dorking out on aim, cristal and alize, cars faster than mine, modern engineering, mike jones, grey goose, texas holdem, dario argento, shit talking, cunning linguistics, asian cinema, microbrews, graffiti art, london, networking, salvador dali, guitars, jl audio, chicken parmesan subs, gore flicks, breakfast in bed, my girlfriend, mixing, producing, singing in the car, futurama, quantum physics and ill kick your fucking ass at scrabble

I'd like to meet:

music lovers. serial killers. sushi chefs. acrobats. anchormen. people with style. art criminals. breakbeat connoisseurs. microbrewers. denim junkies. slaves to technology. forward thinkers. and your mommas crack dealer.

Music:

noisia spor catacomb anticon matrix stray cats awol:one fierce saosin orbital evol intent frank sinatra technical itch eyedea and abilities coheed and cambria atmosphere minor threat capleton brother ali vicious circle dean martin psidream aphex twin planes mistaken for stars tom petty and the heartbreakers mc lethal vector burn dstar busdriver reverend horton heat aesop rock limewax from first to last rebel mc copywrite aquasky cage corrupt souls spl talib kweli fluke photek abstract rude akrobatik electrosoul system chris liebing squarepusher the dickies the circle jerks calyx dj teebee dj shadow dj ss corrupt data alec empire 2mex grayskull epmd brotha lynch ec8or hanin elias shizuo elvis presley dillinger escape plan counterstrike beenie man mr lif el-p makai james brown qbert trentemoller placebo babyland autechre aphex twin and much much more

Movies:

halloween suicide club goodfellas ichi the killer terror firmer the killer condom stacy uzumaki pi requiem for a dream guts zombie demons the day the earth stood still house by the cemetary opera the fog sleepaway camp anchorman blue sunshine videodrome dead alive doom generation plan 9 from outer space a bronx tale but im a cheerleader bloodsucking freaks 976 evil the amityville horror killer clowns from outer space the aristocrats gozu tetsuo get shorty swimming with sharks unspeakable blood feast cannibal holocaust violence in a womens prison chud cannibal ferox bloody new year munchies critters class of nukem high tale of 2 sisters creepshow stendhal syndrome battle royale american history x brazil monster squad fright night and many many more

Television:

nip/tuck is probably the only show worth watching

Books:

palahniuk, salinger, the tao te ching

Heroes:

ron burgundy

My Blog

new survey action

  Current relationship status:  in one -Longest relationship: like 1 1/2 years -Shortest relationship: one day, maybe two -How many people have you broken up with: a bunch -How many peop...
Posted by yellah lightas on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:35:00 PST

friends only

ya i decided to make this page friends only, too many weirdos and random people hitting me up. balls deep. 
Posted by yellah lightas on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:53:00 PST

Bands and promoters...

just some information for you...Bands - Dont try to add me whatsoever. If i like your music chances are youre already on my list. Dont call me, Ill call you. If youre some halfassed fucktard screamo b...
Posted by yellah lightas on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 10:14:00 PST

shit

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? nope 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? about a year and a half and going 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? some del taco a few nights ago? 4. Ever dropped a cell phone? ever...
Posted by yellah lightas on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 11:18:00 PST

ghey

1. Who was your first prom date?didnt go. my school sucked, nobody went2. Who was your first roommate?kat3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk:probably beer4. What was your first...
Posted by yellah lightas on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:26:00 PST

i hate surveys yet i keep doing them

Answer the following survey: Where were you at 8 am this morning: sleeping What were you doing at 9:30 am: sleeping Who were you with at 11:00A: sarah just woke me up What were you doing at 12pm: ...
Posted by yellah lightas on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 01:58:00 PST

so bored

Q1) Last thing you burned while attempting to cook? a steak? i wasnt paying attention Q2) Describe yourself in three words? shaken not stirred... Q3) How long does it take to get ready for your day?...
Posted by yellah lightas on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 01:33:00 PST

hahaha last night

funny shit. running around desert passage at 2am shitty, shitty drunk  my friend pissed in an art gallery, i feel bad for whoever works there blondies on tuesdays rocks the cock - 10 dollars = a...
Posted by yellah lightas on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 07:40:00 PST

i hate these things

51 questions 1. What is your Boyfriend/girlfriends name? sarah 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? im going commando 3. What are you l...
Posted by yellah lightas on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 01:59:00 PST

and another one...bored much?

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:joe stasis the chief of beef THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:yellahlightas sincitydrumnbass sacknical itch THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:my third toe being lo...
Posted by yellah lightas on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 02:44:00 PST