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Skewis

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About Me

i pee in the shower. its fun.

My girlfriend... so hot... want to touch the heiney.. .. .. ..

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My Blog

inventions...pets that dont shit out the asshole!!

whats up you fucking berry dingles? anyway, its been a while but my #2 blog on the net is a raging hemeroid success...thank you and i will think of you when i am rich and you are not...thats it, ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 22:02:00 GMT

kegger!!!!! DJ will play nickelback out of his asshole!!

september 28, 2016...i am having a kegger at my house on that day!!! kegger!!! i will have the keg in my garage cause i dont want u panty sniffers in my house. and also bring a designated driver becau...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:37:00 GMT

ever have a neighbor kid eat grey turds?

hey fuck faces! hi! anyway, this is another bourbon influenced blogcasting and i am feeling especially influenced by the bourbon...so if i offend you, then its not my fault and i am in no part liable ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:59:00 GMT

lottery sausage chokers and tampon apps.

first of all, thank u! my blog is the #2 rated blog on the net(self-proclaimed). the #1 blog is tila tequila, but there are more dumb assess out there then inteligence, so of course the cunt...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 21:27:00 GMT

u knew this was coming bitches...the steelers dont put hotdogs in their butt cracks...

ok bitches, you knew this blogcast was going 2 come and the day is here...its time 2 hear about my mother fucking 6 time world champion steelers! let me surprise all of you by saying this blogcast is ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 21:11:00 GMT

a political view 4 life changement...my balls.

if you are reading this message or blogcast, then youre ready 2 change  everything that u thought was the normal perscpective of the life surrounding you. this message of info that im about 2 give u w...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:21:00 GMT