Benjamin

There's not much to tell about the great mystery that is ... BEN. Well first I'm a poor college student attending the prestigious University of Akron. I really don't know what I want to do but secretively I've always dreamed of being a chip 'n dales dancer ... don't judge me. Most of my time is spent playing video games, making a fool of myself in public with Dance Dance Revolution, dungeons and dragons, typing in "...", playing (insert any instrument here), singing very loudly and out of tune, pool, bowling, and contemplating the consequenses of a multi-dimensional time on our expanding universe. Very Little of my time is spent studying, doing homework ... or any work for that matter ... or doing anything productive, talking to members of the opposite sex... or the same sex... I'm a sad panda ... and please don't judge me. I sense you judging me. I also sense that you are mildly retarded and that you have a dirty mind ... you sick little ..%&%! ... but I'm not one to judge.