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Señor Brendon

Nothing burps like bacon.

About Me

Brendon:
    Is not a member of NAMBLA Is not the son of Leslie Uggams Used to own a great dog. Likes to make fun of Matt for being addicted to MySpace Doesn't usually talk about himself in the third person.

My Interests

Playing guitar, beer, hockey, movies, side boob, gin

I'd like to meet:

    Nipsey Russel RIP, poet laureate. You're off to the Car 54 in the sky Asian ladyboys Eddie from Torrance Anders Hejlsberg Derek Foreal (Is he even still alive?) A woman who can resist Matt Zeisz's charm

Music:

Death Cab For Cutie, Bright Eyes, Belle & Sebastian, The Postal Service, Metric, MGB (or Matthew Good Band if you can't handle abbreviations), Magnetic Fields, Interpol, Mint Royale, The Shins, Pixies, Soul Coughing, Therapy?, Arcade Fire, Bran Van 3000, Hot Hot Heat, The Killers, Rilo Kiley, Tea Party, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ted Leo & The Pharmacists, Peter Bjorn And John. My upcoming band Brendon and the Brendontones.
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Movies:

Too many to mention, but most of the stuff from David Mamet, Woody Allen, Aromofsky, Hal Hartley, and Kevin Smith.

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, Munsters, The Shield, Entourage, The OC (yeah, I like the OC. Got a problem with it?), 24

Heroes:

Jack Bauer

My Blog

Aw man...a serious blog

I hate to write a serious blog when people are bugging me to attempt and be funny, but I've got some shit weighing on me, essentially crushing me. I'm in one of those dark tunnels where you never see ...
Posted by B-Minor on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:49:00 PST

Ugh

Because I absolutely fucking HATE those stupid bulletins that are essentially a fake sob story about a little girl who got mauled by a poodle and whose doctors refuse to save her face unless the paren...
Posted by B-Minor on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:15:00 PST

Uh

What the fuck is Old Man River doing here?Upon further investigation, I've discovered that's Chris Dodd, and he's running for president. Don't feel bad that you won't get my vote, Mr. Dodd--I think vo...
Posted by B-Minor on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:47:00 PST

Mix tape #5

I really really really really need to stop scheduling releases on game nights. I missed the first period and half of the second to put out the new version of the software. But that's my own damn fault...
Posted by B-Minor on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:29:00 PST

Bow down to my superior breakfast sandwich

I'm the world's best cook.That's 4 eggs, 6 slices of bacon and 2 slices of cheese on an 8" Constanza roll.And don't ask me why I take pictures of my food. I'm fat, that's why....
Posted by B-Minor on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:41:00 PST

And the question is...

...was I more I alive then, than I am now?I happily have to disagree.I laugh more often now.I cry more often now.I am more me.(Peter, Bjorn and John - Object of My Affection)Wanna hear the SINGLE MOST...
Posted by B-Minor on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:47:00 PST

Problems have solutions

Mondays are bad enough. After you've ripped a 3 day drunk, rocked out with Joe The God of Metal and watched a suckfest of a Sabres game with Juice, you just can't find the motivation to get outta bed ...
Posted by B-Minor on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:07:00 PST

This is bullshit!

I just had a conference call with the choads that make the accounting software we use at work, regarding some integration issues. The software I wrote automatically connects with their software and se...
Posted by B-Minor on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:53:00 PST

Where the fuck are my secret presents?

Shows that you should be aware of/going to with me:Selfovercome - April 13thModest Mouse - April 26thSilversun Pickups - May 10thBrendon and the Brendontones - TBD...
Posted by B-Minor on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:50:00 PST

Randomblings

Is it possible to develop allergies all of the sudden when you're 27? I never had them before, but now all of the sudden I'm sickly and miserable all the time. I know it's not my AIDS flaring up, beca...
Posted by B-Minor on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST