Supported by teams of scientists, Jason has been genetically enhanced to maximize his ability to ROCK. Networks of supercomputers have been dedicated to illegally downloading every possible mp3 from the vast tundra of the internet, digesting every riff and figure, and then computing formulas that describe the level of ROCK that society has achieved so far. This information is then uploaded through a high-bandwith parallel uplink to the base of Jason's spinal cord where it interacts directly with the nervous system, creating an unlimited source of musical inspiration.
Unfortunately, through the poor choice of commercial operating systems and outsourced software engineering work to India, there are a large occurance of system defects. These bugs can lead to extremely undesirable side effects such as paranoia, sudden inabilities to interact in social situations, and an irresistable urge to yell KABOOM when something exciting happens.
The culmination of this project has led to the internationally renowned hyper-mega electro rock band CAREFUL . May god have mercy on us all.
