Well, I'm not your average twenty year old. I planted a rose garden so I can sit outside and watch something die. where I lack social skills & stimulating conversation, I make up for with sex appeal and tasteless jokes. I plan on becoming a werewolf within the next two months, the process includes eating wolf brain, Prophetic Dream Tea, heavy magic, and ritual sex acts. I model full time to raise enough money to open the most obscene gay bar you could ever imagine called The Dirty Mustache in Echo Park. High brow glory holes and half price mojitos for all! Another goal in mind is establishing a non-profit organization for homeless men in which they are bathed, groomed, and dressed in fine thrift store suits. This program would offer job training in fields such as telemarketing and event promotion, possibly branching out into the recycling industry. Why be UNemployed when you can be BUMemployed? I abuse appetite suppressants as if they were unwanted children. I'm saving up to get my lower ribs removed simply to have a smaller waist. my phone number can be found scribbled on the walls in local dive bars above the caption which reads "anything, anytime, no questions asked." 2008 will host my writing debut when I release "I'm Dating An Asshole vol. 1''. I plan on spending the summer months revamping my '69 Chevy Camaro, extreme father/daughter bonding. "19 is the new black" has to be the worst pick-up line/creepster slang/i don't know what the fuck is going on. please someone give me their opinion as to what that's supposed to mean. I'm frequently used to make men feel young again. I'm convinced The Cars "Dangerous Type" was written about me.. granted it was released 9 years before my birth. I've replaced the need for a stable relationship with an obsession with taxidermy, bones, matte black paint, and vulgar tee shirts. This afternoon a well dressed Indian man stopped me on Sunset claiming he knew me... i gave him two dollars and he told me my fortune. he began stating true facts about Scarlett Kapella, my mind is blown. I gave him ten more dollars in exchange for a good luck bead. April is my self- discovery destruction month, obviously.
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