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Miranda

Perhaps this is the natural order of things, the rightness of the future, a grid of Devotion and cer

About Me

People are mostly amazing. Especially the ones I know. I love them in the their own special way, all of them their own.....I decided to ask questions instead of talking about myself. This isn't my very own classified ad, just a fun little life sidetrack : ).....Who do you love and why do you love them?.....What emotions do you experience on a rollercoaster?.....How many times in a row will you eat your favorite food before it no longer is your favorite?.....Peter Piper picked a pack of pickle peppers?.....Is it better to be thought of by people during your lifespan, or remembered afterwards for the span of theirs?.....Is love an ability or an emotion?.....Do you really need to do anything else beside Smiling to look appealing to others?.....Is laughter enough to mend your woes?.....Would your Friends laugh and walk away, or laugh and find you a clean pair of pants if you ever pissed in yours?.....Would you rather die fighting a Lion, or in a freak carnie accident?.....Is everyone's favorite color blue? Are They?.....Maybe my imagination will wander some more at another time and I will have fresh things for others to think about, though I do hope they continue the trend for themselves. Its a refreshing process. Thanks for reading! Reading is great!

My Interests

visit beautifulagony.comMetal til I'm 80!!! -The Posehn
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netTangerines and Stupid Pills to SwallowIf only there were pills to dissolve emotions like little granules of sugar that dance the short-lived dance along the smooth bottom of a tall, clear glass. If only I could be seen through, not invisible...which wouldn't be all that pleasant of a super power anyway, and held like the girl/woman I will always make sure to remain. If only lips had the power to plant the coppery seeds of persuasion and destiny amongst others, especially those with whom value is shared. If only I saw how life is dandy when you live your independent life, not combined with another's. If only my definition of failure didn't linger next to the pictures of the brokenhearted or the ones who get hit with plump red tomatoes as they exit the stage...its to your right, you dweeb. If only I knew why I test the raging waters, expecting them to be placid and strangely cool for such a hot, humid June. If only my smile, my laugh were a secret...spoken only loud enough for the crickets to swoon but softly enough for my dearly departed to gain back their sense of taste...the taste of tangerines...and they would smile...Oh, Dear how they would.

I'd like to meet:

Aimee Bender (already have and she is awesome), Alfred Kinsey, William Faulkner, Bill Maher, Chris Rock, Francesca Lia Block, Erica Jong, Susie Bright, Alice Hoffman, Chuck Palahniuk, Natalie Portman, Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe, Bettie Page, Bill O'reilly(just so I can punch him in the fuckin face!), Al Franken, Joaquin Phoenix, Frederick Douglas, Sara Evans, Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung, Gail Saltz, Margaret Cho, George Carlin, My brothers. Meeting new people is usually fun for me but I love small gatherings and warm personalities throguh mutual friends.

    Things That Make Me Smile
Cool Collected Smiles...obscenities...My dog Lacey and my cat Roxie...Finishing an incredible book...making dinner with my husband...getting one of my favorite authors to sign my book...seeing a mother hold her child...watching people trip while walking...thunderstorms...giving in to myself...breathing.

Music:

Plumb... Muse... Allison Krause & Union Station... Tommy James & the Shondells... Miles Davis... Rebekah Del Rio... Madaleine Peyroux... Jewel... Billie Holiday The Beatles... Beach Boys... Mana... Celia Cruz... Avenged Sevenfold... Metallica... Angtoria... Rob Zombie... Cradle of Filth... Rammstein... CKY... Fall Out Boy... Mars Volta... Patsy Cline... Green Day... All That Remains... Pantera... Killswitch Engage... Trivium... Slipknot... Natalie Cole... Diana Krall... Sarah McLachlan... Sara Evans... Stevie Nicks... Fleetwood Mac... Steve Miller Band... Elton John... Emanuel... My Chemical Romance... The Shins... The Sounds... Dixie Chicks... Anberlin... Staind... Tear Down December... Misfits... At Dawn... The Darkness... Kelly Clarkson... Evanescence... Bloodhound Gang... Jason Mraz... Eagles... Pleasurehead... Abba... Joni Mitchell... Paul Simon... Kanye West... Tripod... The Corrs... Alanis Morissette... System of a Down... Ella fitzgerald... Carrie Underwood... Leona Lewis... Amy Winehouse... Michael Buble... Vanessa Mae... Tupac

Movies:

The Strangers... Sex and the City... Ironman... The Bourne Series... High Tension... Pulp Fiction... Hard Candy... The Dying Gaul... The Woodsman... The Black Velvet Gown... Strayed... Red Lights... Caligula... Magdalene Sisters... La Celestina... Abre Los Ojos... Run Ronnie Run... Dirty Filthy Love... The Sea Inside... She Hate Me... Iron-Jawed Angels... The Shape of Things... Lie With Me... Dangerous Beauty... Brotherhood of the Wolf... Audition... Sex and Lucia... Dirty Pretty Things... The Devils Backbone... Facing Windows... Audition... Kill Bill Vol 1&2... Jackie Brown... May... Anything by George A. Romero... V for Vendetta... Welcome to the Dollhouse... Kindergarten Cop... Office Space... The Good Girl... To Die For... Donnie Darko... Brokeback Mountain... Girl Next Door... Ferris Bueler's Day Off... Mallrats... Chasing Amy... Magnolia... Dogma... Clerks 1&2.... Talladega Nights... Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind... Dawn of the Dead... Love Actually... CLOSER... Wedding Crashers... Quills... Big Fish.... Return to paradise... Malena... Gia.... Anchorman... Kinsey... Elephant... North Country... Amelie... Inventing the Abbotts... Dogville... Garden State... Walk the Line... The Village... Secretary... Just Like Heaven... Steel Magnolias... Roman Holiday... Fight Club... Boondock Saints... Blazing Saddles... The Libertine... Havoc... Ma Mere... The Orphanage... Gone Baby Gone... La Vie En Rose... Nightwatch... Funny Games... In the Name of the Rose... Old School... The Mist... The Shawshank Redemption... Juno

Television:

DEXTER!Arrested Development... UFC... Red vs. Blue... Family Guy... Carnivale... Sopranos... Comedy Central Presents... Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart... The Colbert Report... Mystery Sicence Theatre 3000... Sunday Night Sex Show... Epitafios... Curb Your Enthusiasm... South Park... Chappelle's Show... Robot Chicken... Titus... Venture Brothers... Medium... The Richard Pryor Show... Reno 911... Headbanger's Ball... Wonder Showzen... Dexter... The Closer... The L Word

Books:

Everything by Alice Hoffman, Chuck Palahniuk, William Faulkner, The Bronte sisters, Jonathan Safran Foer, Aimee Bender, Erica Jong, Henry Miller, Janet Evanovich, Chitra Divakuruni, Aisha Tyler, Susie Bright, Joanne Harris, Lisa Carey, Rae Meadows, Secret Society of Demolition Writers, Joseph Heller, Dave Eggers, Augusten Burroughs, Anais Nin, Robert McCammon, Joyce Carol Oates, Sarah Dunant, Gregory Maguire, Hollis Gillespie, George Orwell, Sarah Hall, Laura Esquivel, William Butler Yeates, Sylvia Plath, Robert Browning, Shakespeare, Matthew Arnold, Virginia Woolf, Margaret Atwood, Melissa P., Aisha Tyler, Stephenie Meyer, MaryJanice Davidson, Collette Gale, Anne Bishop, SUNNY, Jude Morgan, Paolo Coehlo

Heroes:

Heroes are virtually non-existent in most societies this age. They are few and far between, I am certain that even most of those few are hardly ever recognized as such and are probably too humble to agree and even recognize themselves as such. Altruism is the purest form of heroism. Some people have an agenda, some are only trying to get themselves secure, but few are willing to save a stranger for the sake of life itself.Then there are personal heroes. Mine are my Boomama and Great Grandma, Momma, Mom, Dad, Sisters, the friends who've listened and provided, and my husband...You show me the light in everything, even the would-be enemy...whatever it is tomorrow.If I have to pick a Fictional Hero than I choose Batman because he is mortal and mortals are capable of mistakes. I like a hero with some flaw in him/her.

My Blog

Taking the Time

He may not read this, and that's alright. He won't need to read this to know and feel my love. This love has gotten so strong, should it surprise me? Maybe it should, every single day. There...
Posted by Miranda on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:44:00 PST

Mama Said Thered Be Days Like This

My heart can only endure so much. The only reason it hasn't broken yet is because I will it to survive and look for the light, though it beats achingly close to a crack in the edge of the world w...
Posted by Miranda on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:37:00 PST

Dream a Little Dream

I want Love I can depend on...especially when I can't depend on anything else. I need it to be strong for me and I will show it strength unimaginable to the naked eye or to the firmest touch. If this ...
Posted by Miranda on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:18:00 PST

I need a vacation

But what I want is Love... Where has it gone? When will it come back? My heart and my mind are a mess and I can't get a grip on them.
Posted by Miranda on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:02:00 PST

Between a Dog and a Grief Place...

...I'm going a little psychotic.  Maybe its the lack of and/or prevention of restful sleep that keeps me clinging to my sanity in a time when I should just be able to fall into someone's arms who...
Posted by Miranda on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:04:00 PST

Time is a Bitch

I've done enough vocal venting around the house, and I know I tend to feel better once I've just effing written the shit down, so I'll try doing this some...maybe it'll help and be just as reliable a ...
Posted by Miranda on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 07:01:00 PST

Blowing Ass: A Vindication of the Rights of Women (to Fart)

 Les and I are a whimsical twosome with the combined sense of humor that resembles a couple of barely-teen boys. And what do preteen/teenage boys find hilarious?  Anything involving sounds t...
Posted by Miranda on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:05:00 PST

Sunday Sunday Sunday

Wow, I have a Sunday off of work. I'm at a loss for words, almost. I must say, I'm pretty damn grateful that my ass didn't get fired today, and I'm also glad that my psychic abilities (yes, I have the...
Posted by Miranda on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:16:00 PST

Mind Seizure

Last night was an experiment in pure, yet strangely harmless terror. We arrived at the flea market (the designated spot for the house of horrors for the past 20 years I suppose), with Les' little...
Posted by Miranda on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:03:00 PST

Soreness: A Tale of my Tender Thighs

Wednesday morning, I felt pretty good, in fact I was getting up the nerve to get back into some hardcore exercise. I finished up my shift early and raced home to find my hubby delicioso arriving at sa...
Posted by Miranda on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:44:00 PST