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Beelzebub

God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world!

About Me

Just a farm-raised, cage-free girl living out of a minivan and suitcase all over the country, bringing literary classics to students in the 48 continental states (hopefully greater Europe soon!).When it does snow and isn't just wicked hella cold, I enjoy snowmobiling around our paintball course and trying not to hit any of our dogs. Addicted to coffee, Edward Gorey, debaucherously red wine and good conversation.
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My Interests

Music, theatre, big fan of Giger, Gorey, and Van Haagen, skiing, mountain biking, wine, beer...well, lest I sound like a lush...DC Comics, design, tech and geek, Disney, travel, language, stage combat, and who Batman really is.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone who is alive (or has been alive at some point). Personalities slightly above corrugated cardboard a plus!!

Music:

Mine...but other than that, there is very little I do not like. Among my favorites (and in no particular order): Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Philip Glass, NIN, Dave Matthews Band, Smashing Pumpkins, Michael Schmid, Rolling Stones, Rammstein, Loreena McKennit, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Evanescence, Less Than Jake, Coldplay, Pink Floyd, Guster, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, The Shins, Dropkick Murphys, Fountains of Wayne, Radiohead, Dixie Chicks, Beethoven, Alison Krauss, U2, Ani DiFranco, Rosemary Clooney, Sisters of Mercy, Paul Oakenfold, Tool, Showtunes, Meatloaf, Giancarlo Menotti, David Bowie, Garbage, Mazzy Star, Sinatra, Jimmy Eat World, Kooperfield, The Killers, Harry Connick Jr., ABBA, Tori Amos, Hole, Morten Lauridsen, Steppenwolf, Weezer, Gregorian Chant, Snake Oil Medicine Show, David Lanz, Tool, Metallica, White Stripes, Dismemberment Plan, Pantera, Eagles, Type O Negative, Ramones, Something Corporate, Andrea Bocelli, Robbie Williams, The Eels...and I know I'm forgetting a few high up on the list...

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, (almost) anything Tim Burton, Matrix Series, Snatch, Diva, Back to the Future Trilogy, Schindler's List, Darby O'Gill and the Little People, Moulin Rouge, Boondock Saints, You've Got Mail, Sin City, Batman Begins, Labyrinth, Interview with the Vampire, The Great Mouse Detective, Home for the Holidays, American Psycho, James Bond (esp. Connery years), Equilibrium, Hannibal Lecter series, Pirates of the Carribean, Fight Club, Purgatory, Newsies, Chinatown, Lock Stock, The Transporter, Princess Bride, Shaun of the Dead, Smokin' Aces.

Television:

Don't get to watch much TV anymore...Law & Order: SVU, Simpsons, Monty Python, Scrubs, League of Gentlemen, and painfully true...VH1 Behind the Music specials

Books:

The Old Man and the Sea, Dr. Seuss, William Shakespeare, Anne Rice Vampire Chronicles, George Eliot, Victor Hugo, Voltaire, scripts scripts scripts, Shel Silverstein, Joyce Carol Oates, Harry Potter series, Oscar Wilde, Poe...I've read a lot, honestly. List available upon request.

Heroes:

Michael Zebuhr, the bug I just smashed on my wall so I do not eat it as I sleep, and Nana.

My Blog

Break Dancing, Best Will Scarlets, and Brusters

Today was quite possib-ly one of my favorite days of touring yet.  We've been staying in a pretty fancy Radisson in the burgh this week, and it's been nice not to lug one said red repacked backpa...
Posted by Beelzebub on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:13:00 PST

Pocket full of Ettiquette

The opening of Robin Hood at a West Hempstead school at stupid'o'clock in the morning:Headmistress:  "Now, boys and girls, I want you to meet some of my friends, who came all the way from New Ham...
Posted by Beelzebub on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:22:00 PST

I Love NY

Upper Manhattan, beautiful apartment...sinfully large kitchen for upper 150s.  We have a great dinner with Syngie the night before...hah, chicken soup.  We plan a touristy day off in NYC...a...
Posted by Beelzebub on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST

Update on Shooter

Uptown shooter pleads guilty, avoids life sentence ..> ..> The gunman in last year's deadly Uptown robbery and shooting has struck a plea deal that means he'll avoid serving a life sentence....
Posted by Beelzebub on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:31:00 PST

Night on the Town (via My Lucky Dragon)

Kyle and I venture into Concord on a mission to retrieve food for our upcoming rehearsal dinner preparation.  We find it much more economical, and better quality, to buy our meats and select prod...
Posted by Beelzebub on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:13:00 PST

A Blast from the Past...

Bang on to you, 9-11, for posting the vid.  I remember seeing it when the show first broadcast...and parts of it really spoke to me just now:September 20, 2001 With Jon Stewart Good evening...
Posted by Beelzebub on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:30:00 PST

Red Thong

So I pull into the Alton Laundry on a sunny/rainy day (couldn't make up it's mind).  I HAVE to do laundry this day.  I am wearing my last pair of underwear (TMI, sorry), and my painting over...
Posted by Beelzebub on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:43:00 PST

Eat Your Heart Out, Jane Goodall

So, Jaxson's grandma gives him a toy every year.  Thus far, we've had a dog with an electronic barking chip (more on that later...), a black bear, and now, a squeaking duck.  Having lived wi...
Posted by Beelzebub on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 06:23:00 PST

Call Me Quasimodo...

So I have to write down this story, if nothing else but for my own posterity.  Picture it:  Clemson, SC, on the very, very large campus of Clemson University.  Evening after a very beau...
Posted by Beelzebub on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 03:46:00 PST

A Comforting Thought...

An old Irish text from a Carmelite Monastery in Tallow County, Waterford: Death is nothing at all...I have only slipped into the next room.  Whatever we were to each, that we are still.  ...
Posted by Beelzebub on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 06:18:00 PST