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Well...lets get right down to it, my name is Kramer Vickaryous. I am 16 years old. I drive a '74 volkswagon bug. Music is one of the most important things to me. I'm goin out with a chick named Mandy Buffon and shes totally smokin'. No, I love her a lot and she's beautiful. She's one of the coolest girls I've ever met, and I'm so lucky to be with her...She puts up with all my shit and is extrememly buff. She could kick my ass anyday. I have a secret butt buddy, Jake Faeber, he is a rad dude. I uh, well I guess it would be a understatement if I said I love him. We are indeed Halo buddies. We will take you on. Any day. Any time. Also, Monte Hamer, another buddy of mine which I more than love, is always there for me. My brother, Matthew, is one of my best friends too. Holly Kress is a cool dude, she's one of my best girlfriend's, and she's totally random. Carley Faye Leno. She's short, has a big chin, and does the pirate eye, yay...She also likes Goldmember, like myself. There is Mr. Ian HanCOCK, he's a great guy with a big butt chin. He's very stacked, however, I could still kick his ass. Josh Dillinger is a good friend of mine...Him and his tight purple pants. We always watch badass scary movies together such as Feast, The Nun, and Mr. Jingles. Finally, there is Berezo. He's a guy who I don't see as much as I'd like. We have the same music taste, but don't agree on anything when it comes to music. Those are just a few of my friends...I have a couple more. Anyway...I love music, going to shows, and Family Guy. That about covers me.
Welcome To My Life:
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