my son |
i just want to say that i love my son.. he is the shit.. i wouldn't trade him for the world... it was the most amazing thing watchin him come out into this world. he makes me smile when i dont want to...
Posted by ashton on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:26:00 PST |
my new religion who wants to join me |
My New Religon
There is not just A Church to attend for my new Religon, for it has many .A warehouse, arena, a forrest, the beach, the desert, an island. My new Religon has reached across the w...
Posted by ashton on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:25:00 PST |
raves music or drugs |
ok i got a question and i need everyones opinion on....
do you got to the raves for the music
or do you go to do drugs
or why do you go to raves..
i personally go to the raves for the mus...
Posted by ashton on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:00:00 PST |
a ravers manifesto |
Raver's Manifesto -<(-_-<)---(>-_-)>---<(-_-)>---<(-_-<
;)---(>-_-)>---<(-_-)>---<(-_-<)---(>-_
-)>- Our emotional state of choice is Ecstasy. Our no...
Posted by ashton on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 02:24:00 PST |
drama bull shit drama |
i am so sick of all this bull shit and all this drama goin around..i am tired of people making shit up jsut to get back at someone because they arent getting what they want.. stop lying people stop te...
Posted by ashton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Things you can only say at Thanksgiving time and get away with |
Things you can only say at Thanksgiving time and get away with! 01. Talk about a huge breast! 02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 03. It's Cool Whip time! 04. If I don't undo my pants,...
Posted by ashton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
have you loved someone this much |
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
...
Posted by ashton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
escaped convict |
"A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into
a house to look for money and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the
guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While t...
Posted by ashton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
a confession |
Confession A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she&n...
Posted by ashton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
10 reasons to date me a hockey player. yes i play hockey and lots of it |
1. THEY ALWAYS WEAR PROTECTION
2. THEY HAVE GREAT HANDS
3. THEY ARE USED TO SCORING
4. THEY HAVE GREAT STAMINA
5. THEY FIND THE OPENING AND GET IT IN
6. THEY NEVER MISS THE TARGET ...
Posted by ashton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
