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Steve

it's official

About Me

i can be seen in this video, which has been enjoyed by dozens worldwide:

My Interests

surfing, hockey, tennis, traveling to foreign lands and making an ass of myself, riding my bad-ass mtn. bike on the beach path, borrowing nice things from others and damaging them, rollerblading aggressively on crowded sidewalks, loitering, humanitarian efforts...

I'd like to meet:

i've always wanted to meet a stranger who would befriend me online and send me links to their website that had great offers for discount travel. oh, myspace, please make my dreams come true...

Music:

punk, indie, alternative, reggae, most everything...

Movies:

American Beauty, American History X, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Goonies, any movie that makes you think/has bitchin' car chases...

Television:

shark week, girls gone wild commercials, and especially shark week programs featuring girls gone wild commercials.

Books:

confederacy of dunces, catch 22, on the road, bringing down the house, post office, love thy neighbor, fear + loathing in las vegas, choke, slaughterhouse 5, any book i can color in or choose my own adventure...

Heroes:

hunter s. thompson. he lived his life by his own rules and managed to enlighten the rest of us along the way. and oprah, cause she's really, really rich.

My Blog

Buy your way into high society!

Friends:To know me is to know that I am hot shit. In fact, I am so on fire that total strangers  people I have never met in real life  are seeking out my friendship on Myspace. Really. Every day, I ...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 04:02:00 PST

guys get them too

as a rule, i try to step up to the challenge any time an adventure comes along. well, almost any time......
Posted by Steve on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:02:00 PST

separation of church and shirt

I will never win an award for my sense of fashion. For whatever reason, be it genetics or, well, something non-genetic, I've just never had an eye for what's stylish. It's not that I make unfashionabl...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:53:00 PST

Im an asshole and karmas a bitch

7.31.05Santa Monica is a little more beautiful tonight. The air is cleaner, the stars are brighter and the bums are muttering just a little more quietly than before. Hours earlier, my horrendous roomm...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

grand, grand theft auto

1.27.07I have lived in several different places in my adult life, but the last 5 years have been pretty sedentary here in Los Angeles. In fact, the biggest change I've faced since moving to the land o...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:53:00 PST

Praise You

In the early summer, it rains almost every day in Colorado Springs. It usually starts off sunny, but by 3 or 4 P.M., clouds roll in and a short but powerful downpour will inevitably soak the region fo...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:18:00 PST

Better Luck Walking

10:23 P.M. C.S.T.The seat backs have been returned to their upright positions. Seatbelts have been checked to make sure they are securely fastened. Stewardesses have made a final trip through the cabi...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:57:00 PST

Daily Dose

(8.2.04)As I strolled through the aisles of Safeway this afternoon, something caught my attention that brought my cart to an immediate halt. Something I hadn't noticed in months, probably years. Th...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:13:00 PST

growing old

I woke up on the morning of my 28th birthday feeling a little sad. Today, I was another year older, and another year closer to death. Slowly, I crawled out of bed, and started to dress for work. At so...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:35:00 PST

thoughts on your shitty band

Have you noticed that Myspace is now home to about 62 million users? If that number seems a little high to you, well it is. On closer inspection, I have discovered that there are only around 3,500 u...
Posted by Steve on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 02:04:00 PST