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U Can Unlearn Guitar

About Me

Andrew Marshall Alper was a singer songwriter, who basically sat around and wrote amusing and depressing songs that nobody would ever hear, often concerning mayonnaise, spiders, monkeys and love. Dean Rispler Produced a 4 song Demo that was super awesome.

Andy Alper joined the Bunnybrains as the fabulous La Persona, back when they all had fake names. Andy was required to lose any skills he had picked up in the previous years, in order to maintain Bunnybrain’s commitment to musical excellence.
La Persona's solo act was called "Andy Au Go Go" aka "A2G2"

The Bunnybrains album "The Sense of Tokyo" was originally "A2G2's" "The Sense of Paris." Essentially a Bunnybrains, Raphaella Seward, Outhere Brothers Re-mix-De-Mix Album.

Andy Alper, Eric Meyers, & Ken briefly started a rock band called "U Can Learn Guitar" to record and perform AA's endless novelty song repertoire.

Andy and Eg the Poet (lead singer and spiritual leader of the Bunnybrains) very briefly started the side project "The Dope Snugglers," which was really really good. You should hear it!

Andy and music maven Rachel Detroit started a sober/drunken 2 piece called "Kudzu." It was also really good. I mean, really really good.

Andy was obviously looking for something, some way to express all that deep groovy angst and amusement that fluttered in his head like a cannibalistic butterfly

Bunnybrains refused to travel to Miami to play Rat Bastard's Phi-Phenomenon noise fest. Andy invented the one-man-band "U Can Unlearn Guitar" in order to pose as an act, and performed 4 wonderifulous sets, to the amazement of him and others.

U Can Unlearn Guitar went on tour with COCK ESP and the Phi-phenomenon national tour, becoming known for its absolute lack of embarrassment, humor, and ability to ingratiate and/or irritate an audience. Living on improvisation and poor impulse control U Can Unlearn Guitar rarely repeated a performance, and often let the audience down with diva-esque bouts of ennui, self aggrandizing soliloquies, and sadistic episodes of both awkward silence and sundry sonic torture.
After becoming engrossed in a destructive codependent relationship, and various other dependencies, Andy took a corporate Job in Alabama and U Can Unlearn Guitar was never heard from again.

Andy left Alabama and moved to West Virginia, still to never be heard from again.
Andy moved to ChiCaGo, IL. Life sux. Ah my child, gather ye rosebuds where ye may, for soon you'll have all your music ever produced up on the FREE MUSIC ARCHIVE http://freemusicarchive.org/music/U_Can_Unlearn_Guitar/

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/18/2005
Band Website: http://unlearny.com
Band Members: me go here for free music from me and good musicians, too! http://freemusicarchive.org/music/U_Can_Unlearn_Guitar/
Influences: I don't rock under the influence, and neither should you. Okay okay, everyone good that is enjoyed by less than 1000 people. No wait there are some faces I'd like you to consider.
Gerard Klauder R.I.P.
I liked the weavers, and maybe even cisco whatever his name was, but if he doesn't want me to show you the picture, I would have preferred he used porn.
Sounds Like: Elvis Presley.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

For Mick Shake.

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Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:27:00 GMT

blub

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Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 20:40:00 GMT

MYSPACE FAST

MYSPACE FAST 5 day myspace fast... email [email protected] if you got something to say to me.
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 08:19:00 GMT

vleffle

another injury, another epiphany each hurt pays double in thought and I pray to gods I don't understand or believe in because love is the only thing worth writing about.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:25:00 GMT

freelings

I feel like a genius stuck in the body of an idiot / a corvette engine underneath the hood of a Fiat    
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 21:47:00 GMT

Dreamhouse Lyrics

these lyrics are for Rachel detroit, who wanted to know them.  I put a lot of funny lyrics in the lyric section of this song that weren't real there for people to read... I do that sometimes beca...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 05:34:00 GMT