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Laura--scaring small children since 1981

About Me

I put the "ass" in "sass"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a new wife (I'm bored of my current one)This is probably one of the worst dances I've ever seen---but I love it. She makes me want to dance with her.Me and Chels backup dancing for our homegirl, Leslie!yet more proof that I'd make a bad mother--I think this is hilarious--and apparently so does Janice...

My Blog

*sniff* the man I loved is dead

DATA IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!!!! Just watched Star Trek Nemisis and my space crush, Data, died! I'm going to go mourn.
Posted by on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:45:00 GMT

ass rot

ewwwww...feeling sick. Surveyed the finances yesterday---not doing too well. A big F-u to all you butt sniffers that complain stutterfly has sold out for the money. I wish they had. Drank a very sugar...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 12:58:00 GMT

wheee

well. I caved. After Chelsey's mom signed up the peer pressure got to be too much. I'm sitting here watching Chels sprwl on my bed making sexy faces and I can feel my fish dinner making its way back u...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 16:28:00 GMT