I'm an editor. I hate dull book covers. I hate young writers, they're too young to write good stuff. I hate bad smells. I hate women talking in the gym restrooms. I hate hairdressers, they never shut the fuck up. I hate shoeshop assistants. They always pretend they have the shoes you're trying on and are best shoes ever. Now, do I really have to give a shit about your shoes, you rotten cow?
I'm a friendly and positive woman.