Michelle - ProfilesArchive

About Me

HEY! About me...Let's see...I'm funny, outgoing, shy sometimes, wild, a bit daring, 100% smile, caring, sweet,a chocolate lover, a military supporter, clumsy, a wishful thinker, a belly dancer, a person that bobs my head to music, and I'm not afraid to dance in the car. I'm the person that will let you know if you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe, spinach in your teeth, or let you know if you need to turn your car lights on after dark. I'm the person that will always be honest even when sometimes you might not want it. I am always loyal and ever faithful. I'm the person that sings in the shower but won't have the guts to sing karaoke. I LOVE giving hugs, so please accept them when given by me. I will be completely random most of the time and a goofball the rest of the time. I am the person that will be intellect when needed and dopey when not expected. I am a lot and then some but to sum it up, I'm Michelle, just me.

My Interests

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I would also like to meet a person who thinks this way: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."Layout made by Stevo Even more Rotten

My Blog

Take that back!

************************************************************ ************************************************************ ****************************Have you ever spoken and wished that you couldimmedi...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:53:00 GMT

Why do women cry?

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy as...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:44:00 GMT

Sometimes guys can be smarter than girls....

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and w...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:37:00 GMT

The Beautiful Things Guys Say to Women

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~G...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 00:21:00 GMT

TWO MEN.......

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 19:37:00 GMT

No Wonder Men Are Happier

Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:07:00 GMT

Everyone wants this and very little of us has it

Ethan: Hello is Ashley there? Mom: Sure. Hold on. Ashley: Hello? Ethan: Hey. it's ethan. how was your day? Ashley: It was fine, how was yours? Ethan: It was ok. ---------------------------------------...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Don't Regret

Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 17:01:00 GMT

Proof that the world is NUTS!

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 18:03:00 GMT

Divorce Letter

Dear Husband, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks h...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 14:46:00 GMT