kids say the darndest things |
Why do we love children? 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark ...
Posted by °o° Julia °o° on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:11:00 PST |
Michael J. Thompson |
OK..well i dont do this very often but i think it might help. today the closest thing in the world to me died. Mikey my little weenie brother. god it hurts to think he’s gone. he was always ther...
Posted by °o° Julia °o° on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:18:00 PST |
god..loves me you and bamboo :D |
The Fern and the Bamboo.....One day I decided to quit.... I quit my job, my relationship, myspirituality.. I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God."God", I said. ...
Posted by °o° Julia °o° on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:53:00 PST |
bubba |
Bubba Had Shingles.Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! It seems more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembl...
Posted by °o° Julia °o° on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:46:00 PST |
boudreaux |
Boudreaux asks the clerk, "Which aisle is de one whar you keeps de Cajun sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Cajun?" Boudreaux kind of stiffens and says, "Mais ...
Posted by °o° Julia °o° on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:05:00 PST |
Magic Beer |
Magic Beer A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer," he says. She thinks ...
Posted by °o° Julia °o° on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:08:00 PST |
redneck joke |
An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over ther...
Posted by °o° Julia °o° on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:56:00 PST |
Dont Swing |
..> Don't Swing Towards the end of the golf course, Don hit his ball into the woods and Found it in a...
Posted by °o° Julia °o° on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:16:00 PST |
My First day back from vacation.... |
Okay...well let me tell you about my day today. It started out great...I wokeup at like..9 oclock, and didnt feel tired or anything. I went to work , still in a good mood. While at work, i made a subs...
Posted by °o° Julia °o° on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:06:00 PST |
I have always known Shakesphere was stupid |
Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden... I have come to sn...
Posted by °o° Julia °o° on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:29:00 PST |
