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Automagic Max

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Dude! dude! dude!....Oh shit I got nothing to say....but I got your attention, didn't I? ha, I love it! it's good to be an attention whore.

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You're all a bunch of loose cannon cops on the edge....Just don't shoot me with a harpoon. that could ruin my whole weekend.

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Capitalist wonderland

So you found something out about life Out there in the worldIn which you dwell?we don't want to talk about that And no one listens to thatwell, there is one who does, and she's the one I worry aboutAs...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:09:00 GMT

on being an asshole: an essay

"there is always one too many people around to avoid the temptation to screw someone over." thus thinks the asshole, at least if he's got half a recolection of what the fuck he is doing.  &n...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:51:00 GMT

I suck at selling out

Tonight's the night we're gonna get plasteredPissed and maybe even set the couch on fireBooze on your breath always makes girls horny,right?Ooops, they're out of luck!now I'm falling down the stairs w...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 21:29:00 GMT

Wake up already!

Come and take a journey through the land of night Darkness strokes the face and Steals away the sight Night is all around me Man wallows in his insatiable greed More in the answer that sweats From des...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:40:00 GMT

by way of an apology...

Well, I'll give it a shot,But I'm not as good at this as I once was...well, here goes, it's been so long I'm trying so hard to find the words to say I'm tired of being, now I'm something I'm not I can...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:36:00 GMT

The Bloody masacre of a salesman...

Im sorry my friend if I've become drunk with power. Im sorry my friend if I blame it on being drunk (Hi mom I'm drunk!) Truth of the matter is I'm turning into a sexist, A fucking asshole pretentious ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 01:41:00 GMT

FUCK IT! FUCK IT! fuck it makes you strong! strength crushes enemies! FUCK IT!

It's no fun.my memory's faded.Who gets what they say?It's likely they're just bullshitting anyway...Still thinking about not dealing with it.Outside looking inThen we're talking about it...Maybe I don...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:11:00 GMT

On that day, when the snow turned to rain...

well, I dunno what really to say about the whole thing anymore. they say that "things don't turn out exactly as you plan."well, what if you don't have a plan? then how do things turn out?kind of weird...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 23:16:00 GMT

on the road you meet...(tales of travel)

Well, It's been 9 whole days since my crazy wander into the unknown began. and let me tell you, it's been a long strange ride already.Currently, I am in chicago, or rather woodridge, which is a tame s...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:00:00 GMT

Bummers and the awesome

I got some serious bad vibes, man. I don't wanna be here. I wanna go to mexico. or Japan. or some other bumfuck place where no one knows who I am.  I tell ya, I let people down when they're not a...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:48:00 GMT