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BIG mouth LIAR hoe!!!

Hey!! you have a penis?? (umm yea) Can i see it!?!?! haha

About Me

MY NAME IS JENNIFER OR JEN... BUT NOT JENNY... I AM 24 AND LIVE IN GARDEN GROVE FOR NOW... I BOUGHT A HOUSE!! BUT IM GONNA SELL IT CUZ IT AINT WORTH IT... I LOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH EVEN IF IT MAKES ME LOOK STOOPID.. HAHA.. DIRTY JOKES ARE THE BEST.. HAHA... I LOVE TO HELP PEOPLE SO IF U SAY THAT UR GOING TO THE RESTROOM I WILL ASK U IF U NEED HELP.. HAHA ESPECIALLY IF UR A HOT GUY... HAHA... IM SOOO SEXY THAT I HAVE TO SWAT THE GUYS AWAY WITH A FLY SWATTER BUT THEY USUALLY COME BACK FOR MORE.. HAHA... THEY CANT GET ENOUGH... I HAVE THE COOLEST MOST SEXIEST SON EVER... HAHA... OH YEAH FOR THOSE OF U THAT DONT KNOW I LIKE TO SAY STUFF THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE TRUE JUST TO GET A REACTION... HAHA... MY FAMILY IS FULL OF OG GANSTAS STARTING WITH MY MOM ALL THE WAY TO MY LIL SISTER JAMIE AND NOT FORGETTING MY COOLIO BRO JER!!!!I HAVE THE COOLEST OLDER SISTA GINA (WHO IS ACTUALLY YOUNGER THEN ME)... SHES THE BESTEST THING IN MY LIFE!! I LOVE MY FRIENDS... YESS I SAID LOVE... CECE, ALYSSIA, PHI, STEPH, AND WAAAAAAYNER ARE THE COOLEST.... WELL I THINK THATS IT FOR NOW... IF U WANNA KNOW MORE.. OR HAVE ANYTHING THAT I SHOULD ADD JUST HIT ME UP... I LOVE COMMENTS AND MESSAGES...THEY KEEP ME FEELIN COOL... WELL PEEEEEEEEACE

My Interests

Snowboarding... sports-a-holic... chillin... and beachin it up... Clubba-Dubbin...

I'd like to meet:

Joey Fatone, Ashlee Simpson seen both of them in concert already... OH YEEEEEAH.... just need to make out with COLIN FARELL... freakin HOTTIE man!! and now the hottest couple in the world... I wanna do him and be her...Paul and Jessica... thats right were on a first name basis beotches.. hahaHOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTIE!!! YOWZERS!!!Dam she's sexy if i must say so myself... :-)~

Music:

JENNIFER LOPEZ and puffy u know this... I love the POP... NSYNC... ASHLEE SIMPSON... Kelly Clarkson...I also like the R&B... ALICIA KEYS...Mariah Carey... and of course don't forget the gansta TUPAC... yeah yeah

Movies:

All time Favorite... Fight Club.. then it goes The Shawshank Redemption... Dumb and Dumber... Memento.....and Dude Where's My Car....
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... the only thing I desire
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... encouraging
Your love is... everlasting

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Television:

FRIENDS!!!! Law and Order a must see at least once a day... haha..omg i totally forgot about the bestest show ever SPONGEBOB baby....new loves are Laguna Bizeach and Degrassi... cant get tired of those shows... Dave Chapelle is also awesome... Colbert Report is my new fav... Thanks Wayne for getting me addicted... dam u!!

Books:

I'm kinda ashamed to say... I love the Romance Novels... HEHE as for magazines... MAXIM... such funnay stories... :-)~

Heroes:

Myself cuz I'm the most Gansta person eva.... like I said a million times.... Other then me my sister... .. ..she's been thru a lot... and is on top now!!! she never gave up and was there for me when she could barely be there for herself... i love u Gina... now stop crying!! ANd dont make me take this away... u know what i mean foo!!Take the quiz:
What laguna guy is right for you??


Stephen
Stephen is the guy for you! Stephen is romantic, charming, sweet, adorable, loving, funny, and the life of the party!!!

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My Blog

Female Comebacks!!

i just loved these... Man: Where have you been all my life?Woman: Hiding from you.Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman...
Posted by BIG mouth LIAR hoe!!! on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:28:00 PST

so its been awhile...

well... my life once again is pretty boring... its a lot funner then before... but i dunno i seem to get into thess routines... i need someone or something to shake it up... im thinking that i should ...
Posted by BIG mouth LIAR hoe!!! on Thu, 04 May 2006 12:25:00 PST

LOVE IS...

WHAT I FEEL WHEN I LOOK AT ANGEL IN THE MORNING BEFORE WORK... WHEN IM THINKING ABOUT HIM AT WORK... AND WHEN I GET TO SEE HIM FOR ONLY 5 MINS IN A DAY BUT AN STILL ALL EXCITED... IN A NON SEXUAL WAY....
Posted by BIG mouth LIAR hoe!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

keepin it sexy...

havent been on in forever... freakin phone company is a wack job... just been chillin with friends and havin fun... livein the good life right now... hopin to keep it goin... dont got much else to say...
Posted by BIG mouth LIAR hoe!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

u want me...

my life is so much more fun now that i stopped being afraid to talk to guys.. haha... hot or ugly i always get all tounge tied around guys... i jus sit there and laugh... i still do it around the guys...
Posted by BIG mouth LIAR hoe!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LAST NIGHT...

ALL I GOT TO SAY IS DAMMMMMM... it was fun last night got to see some peeps i havent seen since high school... didnt go to sleep til like 430 and the party was still going on... haha... i was suppose ...
Posted by BIG mouth LIAR hoe!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

not again....

oh man another boring weekend.... i wait all week for this... dammit dammit... welll last night wasnt to boring got to dance, play pool, play video games and chill with my friends... but tonight.... n...
Posted by BIG mouth LIAR hoe!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my love anthem

Artist: Pink Album: Can't Take Me Home Title: Most Girls I never cared too much for love It was all a bunch of mush That I just did not want Paid was the issue of the day If my girlfri...
Posted by BIG mouth LIAR hoe!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fun...

i wanna have some fun but i dont know enough peeps... all the time my friends are workin... i need to find some friends with the same schedule as me so i can actually have some fun..... im gonna walk ...
Posted by BIG mouth LIAR hoe!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The workweek...

all i really got to say is that my life is sooo boring everyday is the same ol crap and im sick of it... my only reprive is the weekend when i can go out and have some actual fun... i've been thinking...
Posted by BIG mouth LIAR hoe!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST