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TheArtOfDying

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

!!!!I AM IN MY OWN EXTENDED NETWORK!!!! Darling, will you give me a rope to hang myself? It doesn't take a genius to figure it out. You don't have to be fucking brilliant to see, I'm not as smart as I seem to be. I'm not as bright as i used to be. I'm not as strong as I think I am. I'm not as hard as I seem. I'm not as bright as I seem. -*SUICIDE IS THE ONLY ANSWER*THE ONLY THING IN QUESTION IS YOUR LOVE* -"She's an old time ambassador of sweet talking, night walking games.Oh she's known in the darkest clubs for pushing ahead of the dames. If she says she can do it, she can do it, she don't make false claims. She's a queen, and such are queens that your laughter is sucked in their brains. Now she's leading him on and she'll lay him right down, but it could've been me, yes it could've been me. Why didn't I say? Why didn't I say? No,no,no"-Queen Bitch (Bowie)

My Interests

My life is dedicated to music. Criticizing music , playing music, collecting music, keeping open to new music and trying to find new bands, going to shows, having sex with music. the rest of my life is part time college, part time work, impossible relationships, and friends (very sexy man friends). I enjoy bubblebaths. not such a big fan of poptarts. "I may not be the worlds most masculine man, but I know what I am, and if I'm a man so is Lola" Lola (Davies)"

I'd like to meet:

Satan's Tailor. Maybe his hair stylist too. You know, Paul, down at Hair-A-Dise-City. Yeah, He's a Dream.

Movies:

Wes Anderson Movies - all four. Evil Dead Series(Sam Raimi is a pimp), Bubba ho-tep, Dirty Filthy Love, Everything's Illuminated, Thumbsucker, Count of Monty Crisco, Akira, Spun and anything with Jason Swartzman, High Fidelity, Gross Point Blank, Ice Harvest(get it? John Cusack), 28 Days Later, The Beach and Trainspotting(Danny Boyd also pimpin'), MontyPython (especially The Life of Brian and Meaning Of Life), 12 Monkeys and FearAndLoathing in Las Vegas (TerryGilliam of MontyPython: director extraordinare ), Boondock Saints, The Crow, Ghost World, Run Ronnie Run, Broken Flowers, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Office Space, V is for Vendetta, Donnie Darko

Television:

The X-Files Daddy-O (but not the crappy later ones after season three and four), Firefly, Arrested Developement, Ben Stiller Show, Kids in the Hall, Mr Show, Tenacious D HBO series, Curb your Enthusiasm, the Office(BBC was better, sorry Anchorman guy), Da Ali G Show, Scrubs, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Strangers with Candy Space Ghost, Brak Show, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen, Invader Zim

Books:

Harlan Ellison(AngryCandy,StrangeWine,Stalking the Nightmare) Bukowski(Ham on Rye,Fac-to-Tum,Women,TalesOfOrdinaryMadness) Vonnegut(SirensOfTitan,BreakfastOfChampions,HocusPocus,SlHo5 ) Dorsey(FloridaRoadkill,TorpedoJuice,HammerheadRanchMotel) King(TheStand,Firestarter,Desperation) Henry Miller(tropicOFcancer) Albert Camus(theStranger) John Steinback (OurWinterOfDiscontent, GrapesOfWrath) F.ScottFitzgerald(TenderIsTheNight,GreatGatsby,LastTycoon)

Heroes:

Jeremy Enigk, Bruce Campbell, Heather Matazarro (Weinerdog from Welcome to the doll house), David Bowie, Beck, Sam Jayne, Nick Cave, Nick Drake,Gram Parson, and all you artist sluts out there for taking me to the end and leaving me with blue balls. I cry every night for you, world.