I am the scourge of the interwebs! I am the notorious collector of souls! I are the unquestioned ruler of the northern hemisphere. I AM TEH BEAST OF YE OLDE NINETIES! Not really. Heh. Just kidding. Maybe!
Hello! =D My name is Doctor Wolfgang Oswald Von Bubbles III PhMD! Just for the record, I am completely 100% sane. I was born on my birthday in a hospital. I believe that laughter is the best medicine. Missing a leg? Laugh it off! You'll feel better.
I live in a cardboard box outside of Taco Bell. Right next to the dumpster. I have to duct tape some bubble wrap on the outside of the box weekly to keep the rain out. I enjoy drawing on my box with crayons. =D
When not experimenting with various high voltage devices that produce mildly amusing results, I enjoy playing video games, computer games, doing awesomely cool stuff on the world wide weirdland, and watching DVDs. I also make things out of duct tape. Random things. Terrifying things. Amazing things. But mostly odd things.
My girlfriend doesn't exist. I am rather upset about that. One of my life goals is to ride a kangaroo. Ask me about my other ones. ;P
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William Shatner
Mr. Clean
TK421
Your mom
Dr. Phil
George W. Bush
Some Asian kid
Mario Mario
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