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Matt

About Me

Hi, my name is Matt. I've been doing stand up comedy now for nearly a year. I'm crazy straight up out there. I'm a little bit of a hillbilly with a touch of city boy. I guess you could say I'm a mut. I love my life and I love the people in it. I do the coolest and craziest things all the time. I love motocross. I love pretty much anything to do with going fast and having fun. I am afraid of heights but I try to overcome that. So I wanna go skydiving! I love to eat exotic food like crazy meals not fear factor crazy just something different. I love to learn about everything sort of. I try to love learning about everything but some stuff is just boring. I am working really hard right now to be a writer. For what? Well I don't know yet and I'm not going to limit myself to one thing. I live in NYC which is crazy but I love the country. Nothing like waking up to deer out in your backyard and being able to walk outside and smell something other than smog and the chicken feet deli down the street. I live in Harlem it's crazy! We have pet stores here that sell fish & fishing poles NO JOKE! I hope to see you all around.Pce <


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jim Carey - Robin Williams - James Stewart - Ricky Carmichael - Adam Sandler - Jimmy Kimmel - Jay Leno - David Letterman - Conan O'Brien

My Blog

What a response I've provoked

So today I posted a status update that seemed to get some people really going. "Doesn't it suck when you're dating a girl and her friends are all way hotter than her"So lets go over this. Looks Matter...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:54:00 GMT

A little bit of me

Hey again everyone all my homie dog dizzles that read thizz. What's new here. hmmm I had  a great comedy set the other night. Totally killed and the audience loved me! It was so nice. It was just real...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:31:00 GMT

Almost but not quite

It's a half hour away from the motocross race so I thought I'd write something before that today to try and keep the subject on my life and not racing. However it seems by writing that I didn't wanna ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:50:00 GMT

Mike Alessi is out for the season

So I just got word early this morning that Mike Alessi the guy with the points lead in AMA Motocross was injured this week (broken kneecap) and won't be racing the remainder of the season. This totall...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:27:00 GMT

Motocross at Freestone.

This weekend was the Motocross race at Freestone MX. in Texas. It was a pretty good race. I'm really bummed that Ryan Villopoto  is out for the season but Mike Alessi is a good rider and has gotten so...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 15:32:00 GMT

The cougar!

So I just watched the season finale of the TV land show The Cougar and all I could think was "I hope I'm never in a position to propose on reality TV".I had a meeting yesterday with a career consultan...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:12:00 GMT

Was Eminem really pissed?

Was Em really pissed? I don't really think so. I saw a few pictures today of him with Bruno on his lap and Eminem looked like he was grossed out but not really surprised. I think it was a staged MTV s...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:12:00 GMT

MTV movie awards

So as most of you should know tonight was the MTV movies awards. All I can say is WOW. When Bruno landed on Eminem! (I think) Dude Em looked pissed! There was no sound for like a minute. haha I love t...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 20:03:00 GMT

Just nothin

So I am a little annoyed by the way that some girls will just stop talking while you're on the phone but yet they don't wanna get off the phone. Like if I'm talking to my friend Ryan and we stop tal...
Posted by on Thu, 28 May 2009 15:06:00 GMT

Getting back to it

Hello there all you lovely people taking your valuable time to read my blogs. :)It's been like 2 and a half weeks since I performed stand up which honestly feels like an eternity right now. I haven't ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 17:50:00 GMT