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MEGA Vanilla Bear

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I have pretty much met everyone I ever want to meet in life. So everyone else is just extra credit.

Music:



Movies:

Do we need to go there. Boom chicka boom boom.

Television:

Camel Toe Mafia

Books:

do magazines work cause well lets just say I have a couple of good ones that come in once a month.SEE GUYS ARENT SO BAD

Heroes:

Duane "BLING BLING" cause hes got the chromed out grill

My Blog

ninjas of the feline squad

http://homepage2.nifty.com/4986-MPH/nameneko.html
Posted by MEGA Vanilla Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If You LOve NiNJas

http://www.stickpage.com/dieinstyle.shtml you have to check out this website!!!
Posted by MEGA Vanilla Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Words-0-wisdom by duaney-2-fresh ------ WARNING:: you may feel dumber after reading this.

I have been into hip hop, rock, punk, ska&.. Whatever&&. My whole life! And I have never understood why when you go to a show, hip hopers love to say Wave your hands in the air, and wave em like you...
Posted by MEGA Vanilla Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ninja Etiquette

1.Never bring a gun to a ninja sword fight. Ninja dont use guns. Ever! guns are for pussy's. 2.The only way to end a ninja clan is to break the head ninjas sword 3.Never show your real face. If...
Posted by MEGA Vanilla Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NINJA WISDOM

1.Ninja should never enter the Ultimate Fighting Championship. 2.Never scream just before attacking another ninja from behind. This will only alarm the ninja that you are about to do something funk...
Posted by MEGA Vanilla Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

More Facts

1.Ninja dont get along with golfers. Golfers really are the devil and the ninja know this. 2.Ninja dont sweat. 3.Bullets cant kill a ninja. 4.Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are...
Posted by MEGA Vanilla Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You 2 can become trained in the art of duaney 2 fresh-fu

1.The first thing you will need to develope is a really short fuse!!!! Try just walking arround your house or neighborhood and then just flip out and attack an in-animate object with your bare hands. ...
Posted by MEGA Vanilla Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE FACTS

1.You can still be an Italian Jew or a sheep herder and Still be a boneified ninja. 2.Never EVER invite a ninja to your house for dinner unless you have chop sticks and soy sauce. 3.Ninjas can...
Posted by MEGA Vanilla Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ninja's on whole wheat

You may be wondering why I am not keeping my identity a secret. even though, Ninjas would cut my head off if they knew I was giving away their secrets. They have a wicked bad temper! One time I saw...
Posted by MEGA Vanilla Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FRITOS!!!

I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. Hell yeah, reminds me of something, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some fritos. I can ...
Posted by MEGA Vanilla Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST