I am Dennis. I was born with two left feet. Luckily the one is on my right leg so I tend not to fall over much. My hands are on the right way round so I have no problems buying gloves. No, seriously, I was just having my little joke with you. I am quite tall for a short guy, I have learned over years how to appear tall in pictures but in real life it can be difficult. I walk, quite often, to the bus stop. I have found much amusements when the bus stops for me and I tell the driver that I have changed my mind. I am humourous, you can probably tell. I like to have jokes all the time. It is silly to be miserable all the time. What is the point? I am looking for some funny people to be friends with.