- People love to hate me or hate to love me.
- I like to watch Food Network while I eat.
- New technology confuses me, I still have a Sidekick.
- My wifey is Katie Doe and nothing will come between us.
- My cat hates everyone but me.
- I have horrible taste in music.
- Watermelon martini's make me flirty.
- I tell people I lost weight by eating right, exercising and snorting lines. Of course I'm kidding... about eating right and exercising.
- I'm a West Chester Univ drop out.
- CVS has made me it's bitch.
- I haven't eaten meat in over 2 years for no real reason at all.
- I used to have a bad case of The Regina George Syndrome.
- Levittown is so lame, I miss living in West Chester.
- I love horror movies but I hate blood.
- Jess Hill has always been my rock.
- People usually think I'm an only child but I'm not. People also think I make stories about my Mom up until they meet her.
- I watch Ghost Hunters every Wed night on SyFy.
- I don't forgive and I don't forget. I always find a way to get even.
- I could eat sushi for every meal.
- IM me: corndog071.
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