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About Me


I live in a world full of happy people. Happy people who bask in the sun all day long and do nothing but whatever the hell it is they want to do. Even if it means throwing the neighbor lady off a forty floor story, because her 12 foot dog whizzed in your gas tank again, or maybe just because her husband ate your last batch of children. Then again you could always just lean back and forget about all of the violent tendencies of the outside world and make love to a 4 legged, one armed rabid man or woman. Whatever your preference is. After all, here in this world, we'll always accept you. That is of course... unless your hideous. I, the king of Colberatious Sector 9, am the only one allowed to have that pleasure. And it's best you remember that.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone that matters.
That might be you, though I'm not sure.
I've seen your profile and frankly... I'm scared.

Or maybe Lyn-Z... Mmmmm

My Blog

Geezer Creek Springs (the mobile edition)

Back when I was a kid, nothing seemed more pleasing to my immature mind then a quick glance at some breasts. Like most men, I never grew out of that stage. So to be rightfully honest, the temptations ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jun 2009 12:16:00 GMT

WooWooooo

    My brain has been fried due to being sleep deprived, while this nasty cold is eating me out from inside. I fell off the roof trying to get a loose nail, but merely survived by landing on'a large s...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 01:52:00 GMT

Free Taking Back Sunday/Anberlin ticket

The hell you say? That's right, punk-ass, I just said it. I have an extra ticket, so if anyone wants to join me, let me know. The show is the 31st... sometime around sometime. I just hate driving all ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 11:47:00 GMT

I tried to kill myself today....

Well not really, it was mostly just Karma gone awry. Maybe it was the fact I banged on the bathroom door screaming, scaring poor Gary while he was trying to take a leak. Anyway, what happened was.....
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 00:41:00 GMT

Melinda and Me

Two days ago, I ended up going to the park. I had my camera with me and was looking to take pictures of the a few of the squirrels that had gotten themselves involved with that toxic spill off of...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 12:09:00 GMT

I give in...

     Life is full of many wanted and undesirable surprises and reactions. In fact, at some points in your life, you'll find yourself going from being completely secure with who you are, to not fully u...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 00:25:00 GMT

My Unsubconcious Green Ant Saved My life

     When I woke up this morning, I found myself in the unfortunate predicament of being plastered in an alley with the inability to move. Worse yet, I was sitting in front of a mirror, which gave me ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 02:06:00 GMT

Alone You Shall Live, and Alone You Shall Die

    Through the cold dusty window he watched time drift by, depositing each wasted hour into an imaginary garbage can, much like the one his existence had managed to spiral down into. Nothing was left...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 02:18:00 GMT

Jared the Disfigured Child (Re-Done) pt1x1

Part 1.1Meet JaredAn Introduction of sorts,in case you might have been curious enough to attempt to wonder.If that is indeed what you're into.Curiously wandering into wonder that is...  &nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 08:21:00 GMT

The Little Crapper Fund of America (I was bored and half asleep)

     One day, there was a toad, and that toad's name was Ted. Actually, to tell you the truth, I don't know any frogs by name. But I assume if there was one who actually claimed to...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:13:00 GMT