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â™ K.M.Kâ™  {R.I.P. Aunt Lois}

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About Me

Im Kenny Kellogg Jager is gay I cant be googled for some reason I love to have a good time but who doesnt. I like to burn things. If it has wheels and a motor i can drive it I have officially cought myself on fire it was hella funny. I love to laugh and make people laugh I think im a good dancer but apparently im not (according to Yana) so if you want to help me become a better dancer that would be nice. I think I have A.D.D. but it hasnt been proven yet. Some times i say and do really random things. I like to lick stuff. I SUCK AT SPELLING I KNOW. I also suffer from C.R.S. (Cant Remember Shit). I lose stuff all the time like my Ipod, phones, sunglasses, papers, keys and every thing else. I am a very forgiveful person most of the time. I think its funny when people talk ish and i dont do any thing back I let people run their mouths cuz they look like dumbasses. I truly live by DGAF i dont care what people say or think about me except family. Also i really dont like playing games with people if some one trys to play me I say forget that and walk away. Im not stuck up. I respect the things i have. I ONLY wear Axe body spray cuz that AXE effect thing does work BomChickaWahWah. Moms love me. My best friend is Corey D. He lives up in washington though and needs to learn how to swim. Heres some good quotes. Ok so no drugs, no alcohol, no Tobacco and defiantly no fat chicks haha. In life shit happens so wipe your feet and move on Have you ever noticed that people that drive slower then you are idiots and people that drive faster then you are morons Having a bad day every once in a while is not a bad thing think about it if you always have good days then those good days just become normal, but if you have a bad day, weekend or week, then it makes those good days better when you actually have one so its ok to have bad days =) Live fast, Die young, and leave a good looking corps Dont try to understand me, just love me
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Name: Kenny Fuckn Kellogg
Birthday: August 23
Birthplace: Sacto, CA
Current Location: ROSEVILLE, CA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dirty Blond
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: 25% Italian 75% Red neck 100% Fucked up
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chucks
Your Weakness: Food
Your Fears: Being blind
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese or chocolate
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: kool, sweet
Thoughts First Waking Up: 5 more
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: When myspace tells me to get off
Your Most Missed Memory: Sleep whenever i want (or when i was 1) haha
Pepsi or Coke: dont really drink soda but id go with Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: The BK loung
Single or Group Dates: Single for the first date then a group to see how they act around my friends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both i love tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee with lots o sugar
Do you Smoke: Fuck no
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah
Do you Sing: I cant sing.. but i try
Do you Shower Daily: yeah some time i take 2 or 3 in a day
Have you Been in Love: Only once
Do you want to go to College: Im in it and there stupid for letting me in Haha
Do you want to get Married: some day but Heather says i wont
Do you belive in yourself: Yep when it comes to spelling hell no
Do you get Motion Sickness: only whe i do a fat girl
Do you think you are Attractive: Look at me of corse
Are you a Health Freak: No i eat what i want
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: Omg so effing hot to watch
Do you play an Instrument: just your mom
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just Viagra
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Probibaly
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Cha
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Omg yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No dont like it, i like cooked food
In the past month have you been on Stage: the world is my stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO just rejected
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: YES
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just a couple hearts
Ever been Drunk: Couple times lol
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: Only in wrestling
Ever Shoplifted: Maybe
How do you want to Die: smashed by a run away simi-truck driven by the incredible hulk
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Berzill next year, then sometime Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No prefrence Blue more then
Favourite Hair Color: Blond/jet black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'5
Weight: 120 +/-
Best Clothing Style: ventage
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: shit load
Number of Piercings: 2 for now
Number of Tattoos: 1 for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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My Interests

I love to hang out whith my friends. I also love girls, cuz damn. I also have hella fun wrestling. During the summer i like to wakeboard and be out on the river.Vroom Vroom Vroom i love NASCAR!!!!!
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All kinds of different people that are into cars and sports
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Music:

I like all kinds of music like The Red Hot Chili Peppers Linkin Park KOTTONMOUTH KINGS Good Charlotte P.O.D Fort Minor Evanescence Sum 41 Blink 182 Matchbook Romance Beastie Boys Incubus Stephen Lynch Jimmy Eat World Green Day Breaking Benjamin Three Days Grace Eminem Switchfoot Papa Roach Limp Bizket Trapt Nickelback Cold Play Creed Stained Rob Zombie Mudvayne Papa Roach Rammstein Motleycrue Shinedown Anderw W.K. Seether Velvit Revalver Primis Story of the Year Simple plan Dashbord Confessional Brand New Taking Back Sunday Garth Brooks Little Big Town Johnny Cash Willy Nelson Rascall Flats George Strait CCR Trace Adkins Toby Keith Allan Jackson The Used Guns'n Roses Meatloaf Alabama The Eagles Twisted Sister, Pantera Styx Kid Rock Godsmack Disturbed Crossfade Tenaicous D Korn ICP Slipknot System of a Down The White Strips As I Lay Dying Silvertien My Chemical Romance Thrice Hast The Day Alkaline Trio Atreyu Avenged Sevenfold It Dies Today Bloodhound Gang CKY NOFX Skinedred Stray Cats The Mistfits NERD Lil' Jon Outkast Ludacris Eminem DMX Andre Nickatina Sugarhill Gang Gorillaz The Mars Volta The Arcade Fire U2 Motion City Soundtrack Hawthorne Heights Matisyahu Relinet K Head Automatica Underoath Coheed and Cambria The Postal Service Snow Patrol The Starting Line Modest Mouse Panic At The Disco Hollywood Undead Blur, Circa Servive Everclear Fly Leaf Silverstine Ten Falls Forth Evans Blue

Movies:

Crank, Smokin' Aces, Thank you for Smoking, Boondock Saints, Snatch,

Television:

OC, Entourage, The Price is right, Aquateen hunger force, Robot Chicken

Books:

I really dont read but Enders Game Wringer and the giver were good

Heroes:

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My Blog

All Dogs Go to Heaven

I don't even know where to start so I'm just going to start rambling like i always do. My dog dali passed away today at the old age of 15. I got her when I was 6 and she has always been the family dog...
Posted by `K.M.K` {R.I.P. Aunt Lois} on Wed, 21 May 2008 09:22:00 PST

Aright children

So I dont think were in grade skool any more, so shouldnt it be ok to date who ever you want? I mean come on, you like some one and they like you then it shouldnt matter to anyone else if you go out. ...
Posted by `K.M.K` {R.I.P. Aunt Lois} on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 03:57:00 PST

Beer drinking/Party rules

Beer Drinking/Party Rules You are officially cut-off if you break ANY of these rules. There are no exceptions!! Party Rules Rule 1-89 - No naggersAnyone that is going to bitch about the beer tha...
Posted by `K.M.K` {R.I.P. Aunt Lois} on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 10:15:00 PST

2005

1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?went to another state with out my parents2. Did you keep your New Years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?no, no one ever keeps...
Posted by `K.M.K` {R.I.P. Aunt Lois} on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 08:33:00 PST

Untitled

Tacking a bullet will not bring you back to me nor will cutting my wrists and watching myself bleed till until the blood clods up and I am surrounded in a puddle of my own fluids lifeless never coming...
Posted by `K.M.K` {R.I.P. Aunt Lois} on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 01:16:00 PST

To all us nice guys

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the ve...
Posted by `K.M.K` {R.I.P. Aunt Lois} on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 10:53:00 PST

relationships

   After one you always grow up a little bit more with each one you learn more about your self and what you want in a relationship.they help you find out what you want in some one, what you ...
Posted by `K.M.K` {R.I.P. Aunt Lois} on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:35:00 PST

For You

This is for you   I hate not being with you i love being around you you have became one of my best friends on that i could tell anything to and im probibly the same with you i hate seeing yo...
Posted by `K.M.K` {R.I.P. Aunt Lois} on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 08:57:00 PST

the one i let go and the one now

To the one I let go Im sorry I broke your heart. Im sorry I couldnt give you a reason of why I broke up with you the way I did. You see I was having some problems of my one that I couldnt figure ou...
Posted by `K.M.K` {R.I.P. Aunt Lois} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

30 things bout guys

Body: 30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes t...
Posted by `K.M.K` {R.I.P. Aunt Lois} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST