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melissa

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About Me

im melissa
im not very normal
only a few really get me
beepboop=forever
dear melissa. i love you so very much so i decided to comment you :D

My Interests

i enjoy
hopping in the truck and making that hoe scoot her cooch and blasting the music as he swerves from lane to lane
laying on her bed awaiting the suprise snack i know her moms gonna bring
taking the big red limo where ever we please knowing we are the queens of the universe as long as we are with eachother
long talks in some hot tub until our feet look like prunes
being kids in a playground knowing we are too old to be on the swings and to be doing a train down the slide
going to jack n box late at night and then cuddling up in a blanket obviously not meant for 4
pissing all over town because the world is our piss place
screaming as loud as we want because...well duh the truck is coming
telling tales of bob and super ninja because who else will spread the truth
rocking out to AFI and TBS even when we dont look our best for the camera
remembering no matter what.. we define what our friendship is and no one else
i love you angela swan for everything we have ever been through and all the memories to come

I'd like to meet:



Movies:


Will F. is the shizznit
Anchorman is the best movie EVER and Talledega Nights.

Books:

invisible monsters.