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evil kat

we had promise baby we were in love.

About Me

So. I am pretty much the biggest loner ever. I am going to become one of those crazy old ladies with about 50 cats. I am starting with one and her name is Scout. technically I have half a cat because I got with my boyfriend Jamie, Jamie and I have been going out for around 2 years (as I write this its 2 years 2 weeks and 4 days). He makes me happy . I am honest and even if I like you, chances are I’ll still bitch about you with Jamie. i am just a regular girl. There isn’t anything very special about me. Truth. I can be very obsessive and am overly emotional. I am not easily offend and am constantly accidentally offending people. I love shopping on Brunswick St. and Bridge Rd. I like to share. I am a good listener and my advice is usually pretty accurate. I am unemployed, if you tickle me too much then I’ll pee in my pants. I help my kitty catch flys, her breath is overwhelmingly stinky. I love to go drinking with Jamie. i love fruit, juice and chocolate. I have no friends. Really, I am lazy and may not be bothered to talk you for weeks. I don’t talk my dad. not in a bitter way, but I just don’t. I am extremely temperamental and messy. I can be rude. I am fairly smart. Deborah Harry is Forever. My greatest fear at the moment is not moving out or finding a job. I sleep for around 4 hours and a night. But sometime if I am bored I’ll take a sleeping pill and sleep all day and night, just to pass the time. My parents are convinced that my dad can talk to animals. For real. Like he has a talent. I only get along with my sister really. I cant drive and no one in my family will teach me how, but they taught my brother. Who is younger then me. I am thrifty. I like to pretend. I love vanilla lattes the bestest. I go to school at CAE, mostly with grown-ups. But there are a few people who are young like me. I never hand anything in on in time. I love james balboni. And I get along with his family mostly. I seriously feel the cold. I hate chronic procrastinators. Mmmmm I love fluffy roast potates and lamb chops. I am pretty much a food maniac. I can make you feel special, like your soo cool. I am dork-core. I contradict myself a lot. I prefer cats over dogs. Jam on scones is pretty good. Jamies mum is a really good cook. I love a lot of different kinds of music. I have some super powers. I don’t have a pool or best friend (girl variety) I do have an extremely good sense of direction and about 15 pairs of chucks. But I am more into keds these days. I have 10d boobies. And they are relatively pert. I spend hours soaking in the bath tub. I like staying in hotels. They always make me feel safe. You should appreciate my quirks, I am often told I am cute although I don’t see it. I spend most of time thinking about Jamie. I laugh till I cry often but I cry till I fall asleep far more often. I love poetry. I can spend a lot of time talking about myself. Jamie and I have a lot of special games with him. It is my deepest wish to have a tail, cat ears and whiskers and a pouch, if we could animal parts transplanted then I would get them and if I became a millionaire then I us my riches to the fund the research to find the technology to get animal part transfers, and I would Jamie a blow hole whale style. Yeah we are gunna be friends.

My Interests

jamie vintage poetry litreture art house films eccentric styles and people scout kitten he is just so many kinds of perfect.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I like lots of kinds of music, or at least i think i do. This is just a list of whats on my i-tunes at the moment: AFI, Across Five Aprils, AC/DC, Alkaline Trio, A Perfect Circle, At The Drive In, Attaku, Atreyu, Arctic Monkeys, Antiskeptic, All-American Rejects Adam And The Ants, Alixisonfire, Anberlin, The Agony Scene, The Ataris, As I Lay Dying, Avenged Sevenfold, Bayside, Bloc Party, Behind Crimson Eyes, Bjork, Blink 182, Between The Buried & Me, Ben Lee, Bleeding Through, The Bled, Blind Side, The Beatles, Blur, The Bleeders, Blondie, Bodyjar, Box Car Racer, Coldplay, The Cure, The Clash, Carpathian Forest, Cyndi Lauper, Darkest Hour, Dashboard Confessional, Daysend, Day Of Contempt, The Doors, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Deftones, David Bowie, Dangermouse, Dear Whoever, Dead To Fall, Dead Kennedys Deathcab For Cutie, The Dandy Warhols, The Distillers, End Of Fashion, Emery, Evergreen Terrace, Everytime I Die, Elton John, Evermore, Evanescence, Evergrey, Fraya, Frou Frou, Funeral For A Friend, From Autumn To Ashes, Franz Ferdinand, Finch, From First To Last, Grinspoon, Goldfinger, Gwen Stefani, Gyroscope, Give Up the Ghost, The Getaway Plan, Hawthorne Heights, Hot Hot Heat, H.I.M, Hell is for Heroes, The Hives, The Hurt Process, The Hush Sound, Hot Water Music, Hopesfall, I Killed The Prom Queen, Interpol, Incubus, Juliana Theory, Jimmy Eat World, Jack Johnson, Joy Division, The Killer, Kelly Clarkson, Korn, Kiss Chasy, Killswitch Engage, Lost Prophets, Muse, Moby, Matchbook Romance, Madcap, Martyr AD, Michael Jackson, Missy Higgins, My Bloody Valentine, Modest Mouse, The Mars Volta, MxPx, My Chemical Romance, Nena, No Grace, NOFX, Nightwish, Nirvana, The Offspring, Oasis, Panic! at the disco, Parkway drive, Pink Floyd, PJ Harvey, The Postal Service, Placebo, The Polyphonic Spree, Powderfinger, Premonitions Of War, Pretty girls make graves, Peaches Pat Benatar, Prince, Queen, The Ramones, REM, Rise Against, Rival Schools, Radiohead, Still Water, Scissor Sisters, Shawn Mullins, Sex Pistols, Simon and Garfunkel, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Senses Fail, Sliverstein, Snow Patrol, Skulker, The Streets, Switchfoot, Spitalfield, Story Of The Year, Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, Thursday, The Thurston Howlers, Velvet Underground, V.O.S Voice Of Dissent, Valencia, U2, The Used, With Broken Wings, The Who, Within Blood, Yellowcard, Youth Group, Yes deathcab thursday jimmy eat world panic! at the disco

Heroes:

Eric is an ordinary boy but when he eats a banna somthing extra ordinary happens. Eric beomes BananaMan!