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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeff the Impaler
Birthday: 6th of Jan 1982
Birthplace: where crime was invented, Basildon
Current Location: In the thick of it, Southend Essex
Eye Color: Hung over- Blue/ Red
Hair Color: its been a while but i think brown
Height: bout 5'10 until i become the hulk then i'm 9'10!
Right Handed or Left Handed: i'm stronest with my right, obvisously.
Your Heritage: Dad side is London and my Mums side is fiddle dee
The Shoes You Wore Today: my smelly ol moth eaten slippers so far
Your Weakness: Cant say no to a mate and having a few sherrys
Your Fears: That one day i will have to start taking responibility
Your Perfect Pizza: ham and pineapple or super meaty!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get rich and complete my first drive by
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont use it, i'm an old dog unwilling to learn
Thoughts First Waking Up: should i make a t or watch 'good whores take it up the asre 7
Your Best Physical Feature: The lump on my middle finger fro writing. Its fun to play with
Your Bedtime: Its a fine art of pass out time these days
Your Most Missed Memory: Missed memory? does that mean forgotten? stupid
Pepsi or Coke: In a line or with ice
MacDonalds or Burger King: Sometimes i need a McAttack but BK for me
Single or Group Dates: If they are paying, i dont give a fuck
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nah, tetley
Chocolate or Vanilla: Tricky, it depends on mood
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both, i aint fussy when it comes to caffeine
Do you Smoke: i did and still miss them. i still love my bong tho
Do you Swear: Of course not, i'm a posh kid
Do you Sing:
Do you Shower Daily: Its more of a growling than singing
Have you Been in Love: Oh yes. It can be pukka
Do you want to go to College: Done that, smoked the T-shirt
Do you want to get Married:
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Are you a Health Freak: I am a fussy eater, chips, burgers or pot noodles. Its more of a lifestyle
Do you get along with your Parents: Whenever i need money. No they a brill folks
Do you like Thunderstorms: They are el wicko
Do you play an Instrument: I play the trumpit, ha ha
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i might of had a white wine sprizer
In the past month have you Smoked: only de 'erb
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Well i took my nan and mum out on the razz not to long ago
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: The Royals counts right? It was shit
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No but i eat a bug once
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I go Japanese more for the Sake. mmm weird pissed
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only stage diving and that hurts these days
In the past month have you been Dumped: It was more of an agreement. Still good chums
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I would be hopitalized
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the tears from some people i have tattooed, was kinda funny tho!
Ever been Drunk: Not this morning but i am working on it!
Ever been called a Tease: What a lame question
Ever been Beaten up: Loads of times, i have a face for it
Ever Shoplifted: see above under 'birth place'
How do you want to Die: In a hale of bullets or diving on a grenade. Messy as poss
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An adult and a rich bitch
What country would you most like to Visit: Rome and Thailand are on the cards
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Just as long as she has both
Favourite Hair Color: Not fussed, what ever makes her happy
Short or Long Hair: anythnig but ginge
Height: Over 2' 8 and under 7'9
Weight: No twigs or fattys
Best Clothing Style: I draw the line at giant bear costumes
Number of Drugs I have taken: In one go? Lots, most of them i think
Number of CDs I own: Its all about the ipod sucker
Number of Piercings: Just four now but plenty of holes where i did!
Number of Tattoos: Three, a bulldog, tribal on my lower back and cunt on my forehead
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Never regret
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