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Fred Savage!!!

I'm the Savage!

About Me

Ooooh gurl! I'm Fred fucking Savage. Yeah, that's right. Child star, playboy, and sex-god/beef-eating champeen of the world! Do you have a Camaro? I didn't think so. Do you have a 4-inch wizzle? Hell naw you dont, so bow to Fredly! Bend your knees, open your mouth, and envelop my heavenly phallus with your oral cavity, for I am a Hollywood God from beyond the 76th quasar.

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My Interests

Well, I like to drive around in my Camaro and pick up on the hoes at the Liquor Palace. I love playing raquetball and water polo with my nigga Neil Patrick Harris. When it gets really hot outside I fill up my bathtub with ice-cold water and then I put on my diving suit. Me and my dog play underwater explorers in the Black Sea. I play the heroic diver and he plays the evil sturgeon, King Rimpipaptu. Yes, my life is very fun and interesting and cool.

I'd like to meet:

Someone cooler than me... Ha, not likely!
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Music:

I like Styx, Ratt, Winger, The Scorpions, Paula Abdul, Britney Spears, Cannibal Corpse, George Michael, and Seal :o

Movies:

The Wizard, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Rules of Attraction, Austin Powers 3, Jungle Book: Mowgli's Story, A Guy Walks Into a Bar, Little Monsters, Vice Versa, Princess Bride, Boy Who Could Fly, Dinosaur..... pretty much all of my movies. Any movie I wasn't in pretty much sucks.

Television:

You know it's The Wonder Years, dude!!!

Books:

Books are for losers. A mind doesn't mean anything unless you've got a good-lookin mug like mine :)