CAUTION: Married with children.
Symptoms: Violent mood swings, exuberant amounts of alcohol consumption followed by a total loss of cognitive thinking, crazy eye twitching, selective hearing disorder, frequent changes in opinion, extreme distrust of mother-in-law's motives.
Causes: Excessive alcohol consumption(usually followed by rash decision making when involving the opposite sex), marriage, too much responsibility, not enough "Snu Snu", too many expressed "feelings", vitamin pills switched for Estrogen pills without prior knowledge, continuous disruption of "Snu Snu" by children, mother-in-law living up stairs, brother-in-law living downstairs.
Cures: At this time there are no known effective cures for those already infected. Suicide is not concidered "effective" nor reasonable. Until a suitable alternative is found, this research institute recommends prevention from such infections occuring. In the event of becoming infected, tolerance is the only hope for recovery. ..