Been thinking of Sponsoring an Emo? Why Not Do it Today?
Every emo is a battles, but SELFPITY IS NOT ENOUGH!. We need your donations to buy essential supplies for there INNOCENT VICTIMS!
Please give as much as you can afford!
All Sponsors recieve a glossy 6x8 of their VERY own emo!and everyone who donates UP TO $50 will receive a POEM written by your very own emo!
What Your Donations Will Buy
- Just $122 will Buy an emo a pair of tight black Jeans.
- Only $29.70 will buy an emo a pair of children’s jeans and a black texta.
- $2.20 will buy a diet cola, and the emo can have the tight black jeans his dad wore in the early 1980s, which are in a box in a garage, not that box, the other one.
- Just $60 will buy an emo a stern talking to from an ex solder including “wake up to yourself sonâ€
- $1402 will buy an emo a gold coast holiday. The beach isn’t very emo, but he wont tell if YOU don’t
- Just $806 will buy an emo a professional makeup course
- Just $39.99 will buy an emo a tube on eyeliner
- Just $3.70 will buy a black texta
- $45 will buy an emo a MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE or THE USED T-shirt
- just $8.70 will buy a plain T- shirt and a black texta
- $325 will buy sleeve tattoos for both arms
- just $81 will but a star tattoo for one wrist.
- Just $3.70 will buy an emo a black texta
- $92 will buy an emo a studded belt
- $550 will buy an emo a good belting. I am not saying
it’d be right I am just saying it be $550. I know people
- just $46.25 will but an emo a black leather wristband
- For $1500 you can buy him a pig and he can make several of his own.
- Just $3.70 will buy an emo a black texta
- $2.20 will buy an emo a pencil case to keep all his textas in (available in black or pink)
contact us today to see how you can sponsor an emo!
Do you classify to be sponsored?
If you Answer Yes to one or more of the following, you may just be an suitable candidate .
Do you Wear:
- Thick rimmed Glasses?
- Skin Tight Black Jeans
- Converse
- Striped clothing
- Studded Belt
- Eyeliner?
- Tight Band Ts
- Button badges
- Arm warmers/fingerless gloves/arm bands
Do You?
- Think about Death
- Write poetry
- Own a razor blade
- Carry a satchel
- Hang out at flinders st and/or graveyards
- Cry allot
- Sit alone in your room listening to Hawthorne Heights, My Chem and Dashboard Confessional
- Can you Relate to the Lyrics
- Is your hair Black, and cover one, or both of your eyes.
- Have star tattoos on your wrists and for that matter do you have scars on your wrists.
Are You an Emo?
Then we may be able to help you!
contact us today for infomation on how you too can become a sponsored emo
