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¤Elusive Panda¤

I'd rather fuck shards of glass than look at your god damn face.

About Me

Hello, I'm Jonny; and you are?
If you introduce yourself formally, I'll lllove you ALMOST forever!
Also, I'm obsessing with a pacifist...
Just in case you know.
We burn the fat off our souls.
Enough of that though...
On to the blah blah blah...
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I'm a Back-to-Back Hypochondriac Panic Attack, in human form.
I chase pregnant cats!
I chase them until they give up running & lay down, henceforth; I run past them and forget their existence...
I want wanted to do this:
Also, I have wings.
If you ask me to show you, I will.
But don't ask me to tell you what they're for, because I will....
I think I like music...
Like, A LOT!!!
I love my iPod Beng LeBang...
He's not done eating yet...
Tell me about music you like, if you say I should probably download it and like it too...
I WILL.
If I like you in any way, my spirit will be all up on you.
And in my head, I'm like: "Dood, I'm etherealizing all around you..."
I don't judge people...
At least not openly; but I won't turn around to talk shit behind someone's back ...( never mind, I do. )
If I have something to say or I feel a certain way about you, you'll hear it...If you ask.
I do a lot for my friends.
Or I would, if they asked me to.
I rarely think twice about helping someone out, unless I ABSOLUTELY cant.
I like my tension to be palpable.
I'm obsessed with Jillian Ann .
I love people more than they love me.
I'm suspicious of people.
I'm tired of people hiding things from me...
I always think know that everyone has some sort of hidden agenda...
I'm sorry if I take everything to heart; including actions, words, and things not said.
Call it a character flaw.
I can't bring myself to tell myself the truth about myself. (?)
Sometimes I hate my life.
Sometimes I love my life.
Sometimes I think about everything that I've done, and I just laugh out loud.
Not the LOL kind, but real, maniacal laughter...
Sometimes I act out hilarious scenarios in my head when I'm talking to people.
Then I laugh in their faces and they get confused and ask what's funny...
But I don't tell them...
So if I ever laugh in your face for no reason, it's because I just thought of something completely funny to me that involved you in some way.
I think this a lot: ""But what if we all die? Then what...""
It's hard for me to get mad.
But it's also hard for me to forgive.
Which is why I try not to get mad.
I am completely open to anything.
I am horrendously under-appreciated.
I am self-conscious for unknown multiple reasons.
I am constantly tired.
I am a ninja.
I am a Smash Brother ; Smash BeeYork to be more precise.
Tell me love isn't true, it's just something that we do.
I am a surrogate father. BootStrap , my loving daughter...Sometimes...
I am slightly confident.
I am scared of not changing.
I am pretty envious.
I get easily attached.
I am easily frustrated.
I like being nice.
I am naive.
I am completely oblivious to the obvious .
I am random.
Yet I am not.
Therefore enigmas are key.
And the key is in the glove...
One wish I've had in my head for a long time that I want granted right before I die is to be a fucking ghost afterwards so I can haunt everyone I EVER met...
In a good way, you know what I mean?
Chastity.
-_-;
AiM for the HEART
HC Totorro

That means add me on AOL Instant Messenger you fool!
.; GAH!
My phone has AiM too! Talk to it!!!!!! PurplePubicPerve

My Interests


Randomnity, Comfortable Silence, SPACE-OUT CLUB!, Uninvolvement, Crashing, Spending Time & Money, Tracking, Electronic Devices, Gadgets, Knick-Knacks, Patty Wacks, Giving Dogs Bones...To Eat, Eating, Purging, Slurping, Chirping, Money, Talking Through Serious Movies, Laughing In Scary Movies, Crying, Flying, Juicing It, Trying, Playing Games, Chillin, Illin, Porn, Smokin Candy Cigs, Freex, Deex, Kickin Shins, Waving Blank Flags, Contacts, Piercings, Tattoos, Body Hacks, Ryokko Aojiru, Mods, Flods, Clods-of dirt, No Choice, Pro-Choice, Pro-Conscripted Allegations, Pro-Analog, Pro-ManicDepressant, Pro-Vegan, Pro-Force, Pro-Gamer, Anti-Gamer, Anti-Racism, Anti-Metamorphosis, Anti-Photosynthesis, Anti-FlashPhotography, Anti-Embargos, Anti-Censorship, Anti-Poop Discrimination, Anti-Saliva Dropping, and Losers With Attitudes
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MY DEAD PHONE

My New Sexy Phone

Even though I used to work in the Meat Department at your local Stater Bastards...
I silently cursed every one of my customers after I served them...
Truthfully, I really did...

Waiting in lines is too much fun. Honestly.

Vegas Times are the Best of Times!

Oh Frank, you make me smile.

I'd like to meet:

A prostitute who would give me her soul.
Someone that can peak my interests...
People I would actually talk to...
People who can hold a conversation with me at any given moment...
Which coincides with people I would actually talk to, so...
Whoever said the following:
"Do you Canadians brush your teeth or do you have any?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Hahahahahaha...That is the best question EVER!
You are what you love, not what loves you.
Someone that would make me rather sew up my vagina than look at them.
Uhh...I wanna meet:
Milla Jovovich
&
Bruce Willis
Kaisey... 4 | | |
Tiff
My alter-ego: Drudlock

Who else... Who else?! OH! I want to meet a mermaid. I would trick her into falling in love with me and then get her to die for me...
And of course, I want to meet you, no matter who you are!!! [ lie ]

J Juicy
O Outrageous
N Naughty
N Normal
Y Yum
Name / Username:

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Jonny's Lurgy
Cause : Old Library Books
Symptoms : Blinking, Crying, Extreme Gills, Glowing
Cure: Kryptonite Suppository
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

Alex Pardee...So skilled, I LOVE IT!!! YUM!!!

My super-model sister.

My brother/eternal roommate; aka fucking crazy ass mother fucker. In the best possible way! ^_+

My Pseudo-Twin Sister is cool...Sometimes...

Even if she is a LITTLE homicidal...

Le'B-My friendagerinlaw.

Jehhhhhsica aka Jess aka Just A "Friend"............
The other guy is Aamy.

Aeon...
Belladonna
Apnea
Caroline Aquino
Le' Merfolk

Maya Chino
Jenny Kita
Rino Nakasone
Mayuko Kitayama
StevenMichael
Vicki~Hic McHickVickHick
Diana~PrincessMofuka

Mugo~Kenshin Multi-Tiered, Ultra-Faceted Friendship Coloration

LizzarD JupiteR SharuSteve Manuel^Moon
Le'Ozzie NaNa Poo SmashNuYork Call Her "Ser"
Diana*Shezou Mc*HiC Le..B Jess
Camila Shakey Ms. Ten Felicaica
Dee Vee Dee Veeki Kelllllliiiieeeee Mordeco
But Deon Justing Teh Mama Walterish
Annuh Lurra Seejaaaiii Jedi_Mike
Stew_Mellisa Sammo~Kin
Nyagas Sook! Sook!

Music:

Basic Types: Jungle, Drum 'N Bass, Techno, Hypnotica, Soundscapes Junk, Dark Jungle, and Minor Hip-Hop (not that much though)

Specific Groups/Singers:
Gorillaz
I AM GHOST
The Chinese Stars
Blood Brothers
Baco Brothers
Daddy Shadow
Monkey-Ken
Venagaboys
Kraftwerk
Daniel Bedingfield
Darude
Rupee
Ciara
Rell
Swisha House
Peanut Butter Wolf
InI
Crown City Rockers
P.U.T.S
Saigon
Legion
Gravity
45 King
Eamon
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Fear Before the March of Flames
Vitamin C
Meat Beat Manifesto
Beat-Box
F.o.N.
Digable Planets
Technotronic
ZERO 7
Orbital
KYLIE MINOGUE!
Electric Six-Gay Bar
Chemical Brothers
Crystal Method
NaS
Kelis
Aaliyah
Aphex Twin
Alice DeeJay
Madison Avenue
Beyonce
Sonique
311
MORRISSEY
The Smiths
Alexisonfire
Encouraged
A Hint of Tragedy
Bjork
Air
Hybrid
Pana Sonic
Bunny Hug
Bio-Mass
Paatos
Ninja Tunes
Deep Sky
Jes
Birth Place
Envy
Nitro Mega Death
Hatiras
Hominid
moby...
Eiffel Tower
Audio Bullys
Pink
Prodigy
Beth Orton
W.A.M.
The Verve
Crossfade
Skinny Puppy
Gold Chains
Fond Fables
Mira
The Lovers
Basement Jaxx
Yeti
Thin-Man
Crazy Town
Stokely
Walking Spike
Mashuga
Old World Disorder
Kamam Leung
Hazaed
Plus/Minus
Nick Drake
Illuvium
Japan~s
Annie Mal
Lesbians On Extacy
Mahjong
Deep Dish
Slipknot
Korn
S.O.A.D.
Kittie
PM5K
One Armed Scissor
Alien Ant Farm
Incubus
Rise Against
DJ Broken Window
D J A r c i d
DJ Death
DJ Frane
DJ Irene
DJ Honda
DJ Cam
DJ Seto
DJ Jurgen
DJ Heavy Grinder
DJ Silvi
DJ Krush
DJ Spooky
DJ Shadow
DJ LoW
DJ Fashion
DJ Masta Baita
DJ Hide
DJ Sak
DJ Takada
DJ Hazu
DJ Yaz
DJ Mere Chaos
Esthero
Tha Blue Herb
-ryu-
Beat Knuckles
GAGLE
Secchin
Minoru Muraoka
New Demention Group
Ministry
Roger Sisters
Stereo Totale
Miri-Ben Ari
Karla Kiehlstedt
BK
Faithless
Electrasy
Jadakiss
Pharell
The Art Of Noise
Baby Bash (Cut and Chopped)
Marilyn Manson
Satoshi Tomeii
Underworld
Space Insanity
Hannah Alethea
Benny Benassi
Mystre
Dyloot
Jazzanova
Virtuoso
DutchBoy
MGD
Nocturnal Rampage
AMFM Alexander
Tangle Eye
Dru Hill
ATMOSPHERE
U.N.K.L.E.
No Doubt
Good Charlotte
Fefe Dobson (ooooh yah)
hedPE
Static X
Saliva
Deftones
Smoke
Effectual
Spirit
Vigorance
Smash Beats
FlapJax
Ralph Falcon
Oscar G
Trust Company
Quiet Riot
Anu
The Grim Reaper
Body Count
Lucky Ali
Stone Sour
FLAW
Spice Girls
Europe
Ratt
Judas Priest
The Cooler Kids
Toya
3LW
Loki
John Forte
Onyx
Pretty Poison
Puffy Ami Yumi
Gioia
E-People
Darren Hayes
Natasha Thomas
Xavier Naidoo
Grumble Grumble
Money Mark
Kira
TheBlackPaganLiberationFront
Bleed For Pain
E-Vance
Temyosky
Agata
Fat Boy Slim
Panda Bear
Slow Dance
Taco

Mainstream Music makes me mad...sometimes.

Movies:

The Fifth Element , The Cell , The Messenger , Unbreakable, Pretty much everything with Milla Jovovich and Bruce Willis-They're hot.
Uhh...8mm was fun...Face/Off, Zoolander, Dummy, Shaolin Soccer, What Dreams May Come, Princess Mononoke, Ninja Scroll, Things You Can Tell Just By Looking At Her...Blah blah blah!

Television:

DirecTV is NOT working...SO I don't watch the television anymore...Sad, but true...

Books:

The Waterborn
The Blackgod
The Dark Child
Hipless Wonders
Wizardry
Deep Wizardry
The Wizard's Dilemna
Alien Secrets
Shapeshifters
Animorphs
Animorphs: Megamorphs
The Andalyte Chronicles
Blood and Chocolate
The Silver Kiss
The Joy of Sex
Advanced Sex Techniques
Les Espointes Futuarism
The "Play"
Li Lun
The Cow-Tail Switch
Forging New Roads
Whet Kine Yu Wan?

Heroes:

Hmm...I guess I haven't really met anyone yet that I would consider to be my hero...I guess my mom is the only one I respect that way...Raising 4 kids for that many years all by herself...
And now dealing with this bitch that she calls her "loving husband" Hahaha...Yah right, that ass!!!
Nightcrawler{ }, that guy...

Vicki...

Whoever made this!

I adopted a cute lil' pikachu fetus from Fetusmart! Eat fetus! His name is Flookapoo!

Jeagan Houdini

I JUST realized that I LLLLLLLOVE Rita Repulsa!

Vlad Skabdriver

Caroline Hill


My new hero, Evan.