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Andy

About Me

Did you ever wake up and wonder what happened to reality? Like maybe someone changed the world while you were asleep? Or like you ate an ashtray and drank a bottle of scotch and the inside of your head is lined with sandpaper? YOU, my friend, are not alone.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Al Borland, Biff Tannen, Uncle Joey, Batman, George Clinton, the dude, Batman, Firestorm, George Clooney, and Wes Craven

My Blog

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So there might be something wronger with me than usual. Not really important what, just something I ought get looked at sooner rather than later. So I, being unemployed and without healthcare, appli...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 06:09:00 GMT

Can it be?? An all new blog?

Wow, I totally forgot about the internet there for a while. Sorry to all (insert imaginary number here) of the people out there who can't get enough of my life in digital form, or can't tolerate me i...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:16:00 GMT

the death of dream

A friend of mine recently posted a blog listing some of her life's goals, which I just read.  It was moving to see someone with such reasonable, down to earth, honest goals, not the 'I want a job...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:17:00 GMT

where tha pyrizzles be at?

Do you ever notice the little things that happen to you every day that make a little peice of your brain go 'what the fuck happened to my LIFE?!'  I'm back at Smoke and Mirrors, my boss's ot...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:50:00 GMT

I'm too old for this shit

Fuck if I know why, but I just want to know what everyone thinks of church collection plates? Biggest ripoff scam ever? My feelings is that any organization that asks people to donate money in front...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:43:00 GMT

BOOM shake shake the room

Well, it's good to see you guys again. After a little self induced myspace vacation (for a year or so...) I'm back. It's good to see things havn't changed that much in the world in the past few year...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:18:00 GMT

Schrodinger's Cat and Me

I am dead and alive at the same time.  Just like the cat.  You see, if you put a cat (Schrodinger's Cat, in this case) in a box, with no way to know if the cat's ok in there, then the cat co...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:53:00 GMT

Verizon Wireless vs. The Anonmyous Poster

So, this was the original start I had planned out for this morning's rant:  "I'm sorry guys, I know you're expecting a hate-filled, bile spewing rant for my weekly posting, but there's just nothi...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:17:00 GMT

You guys are detectives, right... c'mon, detect something.

So, long time, no post.  Guess I still havn't gotten internet, have I?  That sucks, huh?  I know.  I know.  It's hard to go so long without getting a little slice of the shitp...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:46:00 GMT

Super Mega Announcment: Hate Flows forth like radiant heat from a scarfing midget.

Announcing a new monthly blog comic!!  The Adventures of Skullboy and Black Jesus!!  Coming soon to Myspace!  You will read, and like, and hemmorage money and adoration from deep within...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 19:11:00 GMT