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About Me

i read a fortune cookie that said: "obvious lesbian will bring good news." i huhwil!: I like the words "awesome" and "balls" more than anyone should... i hate my name...however, amberamber is fine. You will never see anyone rock harder than I do to the captain planet theme song. I'm only a liar but I'm the best. My pride blinds me from time to time, all the time. If you need some useless information, Im the person you should turn to. An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX.Youre welcome... I only F to "the safety dance".I like the movie and the band, men at work. I should clarify that im a HUGE lesbian i.e. Im morbidly obese. Btw, my infatuation with tina fey has been growing exponentially for the past couple of months now. Someone may want to hire her a bodyguard. Thoughts bounce around in my head like a super ball (which are just RIDICULOUS) so "where the hell did that come from?" is something i must answer often.Im constantly tooting my own horn, beep beep, but have yet to convince anyone of how awesome I really am (myself included).I hate when I slur my words. I want to be a scientist but not a "professional" one... During the off times that i dance in public, I do not conform to this thing the ignorant masses call "the beat".

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My Interests

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I've noticed that the songs that really speak to me all revolve around the word "hurry". That cant be good for my well being, right?

My Blog

may or may not have been inspired by an abba song.

Don't confuse meaningness for loveBecause obsession never lasts..and you're insane by a landsideNever cared for you much.. until death do us partYou'll always be the stress!Carry on, with the guys..in...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jul 2009 04:25:00 GMT

my balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life

First and last name of the last person to text you?LaRae Rosenbloom. It was her birthday yesterday.Person you talk to the most in 3rd period?senior year, i believe 3rd period was mass media so the EZ ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:40:00 GMT

my favorite "texts from last night" pt. 1

All real. People are fascinating...-Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone. -Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust? -I hope you have a really shitty...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 18:28:00 GMT

Jager plays hide and seek with my morals.

What would you do if you never saw the last person you kissed, ever again?that would suck.When was this last kiss?12 to 14 hours ago.Have you ever liked someone that had a boyfriend/girlfriend?are y...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 17:20:00 GMT

where the f is joe from the facts of life?!

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Genealogy tree - Family pedigree
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 11:06:00 GMT

I hope i wasnt simply dreaming..

I'm not even going to act like i didnt watch a shot at love with tila tequila...cause i did. What?! It was craptastic but I'm so okay with that. See, theres a difference between crappy ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:48:00 GMT

i bet youve never seen a blog about prop 8.

I wouldn't say im a political person. I kinda just let people do their own thing as long as they truly believe in it. As hard as this is to accept, everyone has their own (hopefull...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 05:25:00 GMT

while waiting on lights.

What does the 5th text message in your inbox say?ok all good. hows the movie?What's the wallpaper to your cell phone?just blueWhen did you first get Myspace?dont remember. its been a couple y...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:59:00 GMT

really, really?

So I'm aware I grew up in California, and I LOVE California. I'm spoiled.Yeah, I get that...but there are certain things i just dont love...Mainly, the drastic changes in weather... Does an...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:01:00 GMT

try to shake it off.

Stop stalling, make a name for yourself.Boy you better put that pen to paper, charm your way out. If you talk you better walk you better back your shit up With more than good hooks while you're all un...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:11:00 GMT