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Jesse

About Me

Writting poetry, waking up to see the sun come up, going for 20 mile runs, hey where is the weight room? cause I like to lift weights every day, I'm going to qualify for the Olymics....or is it a drinking competition with Olympia beer? Either or I'm going to win, swear to God man. I'm a lady killer, look at me for Christ sake (don't if your a lady though because you will be in a trance if you do and all you will think about is me). I go to clubs every weekend and always end up in the VIP section, so I'm kew as hell. So if you think you can keep up with my classy life style then I suppose you can be my friend if not don't look at my profile ever again you sonavabich. I like skiing, camping, mountain biking, boating, tubing, fly fishing, football, comedy, and music and thats about it

My Interests

I pretty much already mentioned them, I just like cool shit and stuff

I'd like to meet:

Don't give a fuck

Movies:

Anything with Chris Farely is genious I also like Airplane, all the Naked Guns, Old School, Happy Gilmore etc etc etc

Television:

Cheaters is a great show.

Books:

Not really a book reader, I've tried but every time I start day dreaming and then have to go back 5 pages and read it all over again. I really think I have a severe case of ADD, Jet skies seem to go fast, but I like going through carwashes, hey where is my car, flat screen TV's are ... Alligators and monkeys don’t mix, beefJerkey comes from cows and farmers that’s a weird looking fungi on your foot, Mars is a candy bar not a planet stupid, look at that bug, its green and yellow, kinda weird. Oh yeah, I was talking about books, No I don't read much. Sorry I'm not "sophisticated" or from " A Big City" is dat aight wit chew? Holla back

Heroes:

Homer Simpson for sure, God do I want to be like him