Royce Cracker

Royce Cracker is the pride of Bovine County, Kentucky, a tiny patch of unincorporated land that stretches from the edge of majestic Wallins Creek to the outer reaches of historic Pineville. The bastard son of an old white sharecropper and a black teenage prostitute he started making tracks on a battered Tascam 4-track in the late 1980s. Equally fluent at dance and country rythyms, Cracker quickly earned a reputation as the only dj in Appalachia who could breakdance on cardboard or Kentucky bluegrass, sometimes simultaneously.............................................. ... Arrested in 2003 for shooting an ATF agent who wandered near his crops, he was pardoned three weeks later when the agent turned out to be Charlton Heston researching his final role as Little Bocephus in ‘the Hank Williams Story.’ Heston made Cracker a member in good standing of the NRA for his excellent marksmanship and Don Cornelius named him to the Soul Train hall of fame for his mash up remix of the O’Jays ‘Used to be My Girl’ with Flatt and Scruggs ‘Foggy Mountain Breakdown.’ The 12” ‘Foggy Mountain Ho’ went Amethyst in Belgium and continues to climb the charts in parts of New Zealand and the People’s Republic of Togo........................................................ ................ Cracker was recently nominated for an Oscar for his soundtrack to ‘Breakin’ 3- Eclectic Frugaloo.' Due to a parole violation and subsequent highspeed chase, Royce Cracker divides his time between Malibu and Fontana, CA. He lives with five females, two tomcats and an assortment of critters. BLAG DAHLIA- ROCK LEGEND 2009........................................................ ............................................................ ........href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8veGlpaS51cy 9tcy9iYW5kLXByb2ZpbGVJbmZv"MySpace Hide Last Login !} {! assumes you created div.H and P in the headline !} {! insure that online now icon does not change position of last login !} div.H img {position:absolute;} {! set a known px size, so that the size does not fluctuate as much cross browser!} div.H p {font-size:11px} {! set div height to the height the text content currently takes up !} div.H {height:200px; position:relative; top:0px;} {! clip of last login and top hanging quote !} div.H p {position:absolute; top:0px; left:0px; clip: rect(20px, 200px, 130px, 0px)} I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)a I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4