The speech George Bush should give TODAY |
The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give:Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of yo...
Posted by No Free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:17:00 PST |
An Old Farmer's Advice |
An Old Farmer's Advice: * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. * Life is simpler when you plow around the stum...
Posted by No Free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 11:19:00 PST |
Blake's Theories |
If you live in America, you should learn to speak our language. Theres no reason we have to learn yours just because you come to our country. Learn our language or get your ass out of here.
I believe...
Posted by No Free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:32:00 PST |
50 things girls should know about guys |
50 Things a Girl Should know About A Guy Body: 50 things about guys that girls DON'T know...but will now!!1. Guys hate sluts.2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys op...
Posted by No Free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:12:00 PST |
Girls read this |
This is how it is.Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do.____________________________________________________IT MAKES US FEEL SO SECURE TO KNOW THAT OUR GIRLFRIEND ISNT OFF FLI...
Posted by No Free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:06:00 PST |
What if.... today was the end? |
Chelsea left me, so I know yall think this is gonna be about her. Well... I been thinking. You know how when you lose someone you love people say a few different things: "It's better to have loved and...
Posted by No Free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms on Thu, 11 May 2006 01:17:00 PST |
The flaw in women |
One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. ...
Posted by No Free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 04:34:00 PST |
Letter from a farm kid |
LETTER FROM A FARM KID (now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training) Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the Marine Corps beats wo...
Posted by No Free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:16:00 PST |
Things a redneck would never say. |
Things You Would NEVER Hear A Redneck Say
39. `I`ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex`38. Duct tape won`t fix that.37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.36. Come to think of it, I`ll have a Heineken...
Posted by No Free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:13:00 PST |
Carlinisms (to be revised later) |
How come wrong numbers are never busy? Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"? Does that screwdriver belong to Philip? Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? Does killing time damage...
Posted by No Free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:50:00 PST |
